“How interesting,” I thought. “What is that Rose McGowan has over her shoulder?”

“Is it a scarf? A sacrilegious theft of part of a priest’s robes? A sash that says Miss Elton John Oscars Party 2015?”

It might be a trophy from the hostage she snatched en route to the bash. Look, Rose. I don’t know where the rest of Ellen DeGeneres went, but America loves it some Ellen so RETURN HER SAFELY and we never have to discuss this again.

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