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FourFugSeconds: Rihanna in Paris


Is Rihanna’s purse made of a tiny leather jacket?

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And yet it pales in comparison to her shoes made of Muppet.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Fendi Store Opening


In which Karl Lagerfeld seems to have borrowed a child from someone.

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High Fugshion: The adidas x Kanye West YEEZY Show and Front Row


I know this is Kanye’s party, but we HAVE to open with discussing how Bieber looks like a refried Ken doll now.

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Fugs and Fabs and WTFs of Grammy Pre-Parties


WHAT MANNER OF HIDEOUS HYBRID SHITCLOUD IS THIS.

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Grammys Fug or Fab Carpet: Rihanna in Giambattista Valli


Is it wrong that I found this hilariously entertaining and it filled me with glee?

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Grungeily Played, Rihanna


If you’ve ever wondered what Rihanna would have looked like if she’d been part of the Seattle music scene circa, say, 1993? VOILA:

Rihanna Arrives For A Late Night Session At The Recording Studio

For a woman adept at wearing NONE of the clothes, it seems she is now wearing ALL of the clothes. But this got me to thinking: If they were to remake Singles (but not update it, you HAVE to keep it in the period in which it was created), Rihanna, in this very outfit, could play the gender-flipped role previously inhabited by Matt Dillion.  I think she’d be kind of awesome in a part of a dim (but not) evil musician fronting a band called Citizen Dick, who is basically a very bad girlfriend through no real fault of her own other than unwillingness to make literally any effort at all. Of course, this means we would need to come up with a gentle dude-soul who loves wearing hats and just wants someone to say “God bless you” when he sneezes to play Janet, the Bridget Fonda role, but we can do that. Let’s make this happen, you guys. It’s a travesty and a desecration of Singles, which I love, but it’s also the only way humanity will get to experience the Singles/Reality Bites 90s mash-up wherein Citizen Dick opens for Hey, That’s My Bike, a fanfic I’ve been wanting to write since…well, since Singles played on Encore last week, but whatever. The 90s are back!

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