6 photos in galleryWhen Rihanna is one of the least crazy-looking people at the party, it’s usually a sign to check for the sight of four horsemen on the horizon.
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Fugger: Rihanna
Fugs and Fabs: Rihanna’s First Annual Diamond Ball
Fug file: Fugs, Hot Right Now, Rihanna, Salma Hayek, Kim Kardashian, Adrienne Bailon, Tia Mowry, Kat Graham, Nikki Reed
British Fashion Awards Fug Carpet: Rihanna
Well, I accidentally first typed “Fug Crapet,” and that’s fairly apt as typos go.
Because this isn’t an actual real outfit, right? This is an exotic dancer whose boyfriend walked in during her performance and angrily grabbed a jacket from a nearby limo driver, and carried her outside and is now begging her to explain why she told him she was a law student (the answer: She knew he wouldn’t understand; she came from NOTHING, and she has to pay her tuition, and she suspected he wouldn’t be able to see the brain behind her pasties AND SHE WAS RIGHT). So, it’s basically Dancing at the Blue Iguana, but with Showgirl-style histrionics, on a Lifetime budget. Sponsored by L’Eggs. In short, it’s a grab-bag of things that shouldn’t go together, so we’ll all just look at her face and blot out the rest.
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Fugs, British Fashion Awards, Hot Right Now, Rihanna
Fug or Fab the Cover: Rihanna on and in Elle Magazine, December 2014
“Real Real And Crazy Beautiful” sounds like the title of some Bravo show about dilettantes.
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Fug file: Fug The Cover, Elle, Hot Right Now, Rihanna
Fugs and Fabs: Halloween, Part 2
(In case you missed Part One, you can find it here.) Everyone brought out the big Halloween guns this weekend, from Katy Perry to Rihanna to, as always, Heidi Klum. As usual, half the time I can’t figure out who people are dressed as, so let’s gather around as a village and try to figure some of these out. Hope your Halloween was spectacular.
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Fug file: Fugs, Halloween, Hot Right Now, Paris Hilton, Rita Ora, Kate Moss, Heidi Klum, Katy Perry, Mel B, Sarah Hyland, Maria Menounos, Aubrey O'Day, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rihanna
What The Fug: Rihanna in Tom Ford at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala
I feel like Rihanna showed up at this event and was like, “DAMMIT CYRUS. You totally stole my thunder.”
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Fug file: WTF, Hot Right Now, Rihanna
Fug or Fab: Rihanna in Jeremy Scott
On one hand, this is a robe:
On the other hand, it’s a formal robe that I am desperate to own, the better to swan about my home, throwing drinks in people’s faces and making out with the pool boy. SO.
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