Fugger: Rashida Jones

Fugs and Fabs: The Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic


You guys need to brace yourself for Hendricks, I am very sorry to say. Just start drinking now.

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Fugs and Fabs: The NBC/Vanity Fair Party


I published this without an intro. Well done, me. Perhaps Heigl’s shirt just left me speechless.

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Fugs and Fabs: The NBC/Universal TCAs


This first snap was the day of the Television Critics’ Association Press Tour where Katherine Heigl got to talk some more about how difficult she allegedly is.  I might be coming around on her now, honestly. Because while I totally believe she can be a pain in the ass — remember when she didn’t submit herself for an Emmy because she thought the Grey’s writers did a shitty job for her that season? You might believe that, but saying it in public is a great way to find your character shoved down an elevator shaft — if she’s not a pain in the ass, people asking her about how much of an ass-pain she is might turn her into one. ALL THAT ASIDE: She looks great.

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Fugs and Fabs: NBC Universal and TNT/TBS Upfronts


Upfronts and Cannes happening at the same time makes for tired fingers.

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Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Rashida Jones in Valentino


Her head looks as good as it ever has, but the rest of it is too strong for her.

I wish it were a better-fitted minidress, or something. This is a pretty youthful print being turned into a dated-looking dress. I feel like she’s about to invite us all to a lemonade social where we can watch the moon landing, and the thing is, I actually might go, but I will not eat her ambrosia salad. I just won’t.

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Who Fugged It More: Rashida Jones vs. Michelle Dockery


These ladies didn’t wear the same dress from the Prada collection that had faces plastered all over everything, but that doesn’t mean we can’t compare. Michelle’s had the face down on the bottom half of her dress; Rashida’s is more… everywhere:

Dockery wins the hair battle, thanks to Rashida’s apparent feud with grooming products. Neither bodice is particularly appealing to me — both flatten them out, although Rashida’s might be a shade more criminal. Dockery’s looks like the face was concussed by a bag of Skittles; this one looks like the Wizard of Starburst is ripping out her memories and replacing them with an ad for an iPod Shuffle. Dockery’s had shape, but it also sliced her across the chest more; this one looks like a pillow case with cat ears. At least Rashida handily wins the shoe battle — those are awesome — but as for the rest… I might not be able to pick a winner, because that would imply even a modicum of favoritism one way or the other, and that simply won’t do.

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