First of all: I actually went to a performance of the LA Dance Project last year and IT WAS GREAT. So if you get the chance, definitely go.

Second: The aforementioned performance was at a venue in Los Angeles that has a rather small lobby, and obviously, when it was over, everyone was milling around. I was standing right next to a pregnant woman, and I looked at her and thought, “this woman is SO pretty.” Yeah, it was totally Natalie Portman. Hello, my job is to identify celebrities and it was her husband’s event. ANYWAY.

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