Fugger: Olivia Munn

Who Fugged It More: Olivia Munn vs. Malin Akerman in Ralph Rucci

Well, this wasn’t a dress I was in a hurry to see again, but here it is, a year and a week after Malin Akerman donned it at the 2014 Globes:

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It seems to fit Olivia better, but honestly, this has the whiff of Last Dress Standing about it rather than  being anyone’s first choice. I think one of my beefs with it is, it’s not a gown you can really do much to enhance. The sleeves and the sternum netting make it tough to accessorize, it doesn’t seem like it’d look that great with an updo, and it apparently didn’t inspire either one of them to up her lipstick game… Frankly, Olivia’s glazed expression is a little, “Please ask me about my torso so that you won’t ask me about this movie.” To declare a winner feels sort of wrong but maybe we can say which one is losing less.

On which woman does it look LESS bad?

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People’s Choice Awards Mostly Well Played: Black and White Patterns

It’s so hard for me not to recycle my usual Seinfeld black and white cookie joke here, wherein I implore you to look to the cookie. Because cookies are delicious. (Of course, in that particular Seinfeld, said cookie makes Jerry break a decade-long streak of resisting the barf, so…maybe let’s just get into this. None of it will make you vomit.)

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: Valentino Sala Bianca Event

Katie Holmes may need a new stylist. She needs to get people excited about her again, and the stuff she’s wearing lately — even when it’s fine — is not making that happen. At all.

[Photos: Splash]


American Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: People in Metallics

As you know, in general I cannot resist a metallic. But some of these may be…resistible.

[Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: The Premiere of The Newsroom

Don’t you think ALL of these women can’t wait for The Newroom to end so they can land a gig on a better show?

[Photos: AKM/GSI]


Unimaginatively Played, Olivia Munn

I have run through a hundred potential angles on this thing, and all I keep coming back to is that showing up at a ballet opening as the black swan is SO lazy and boring.

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Wear this to the VMAs if you want. Wear it to the premiere of the third season of The Newsroom that somehow exists even though nobody was clamoring for it. Wear it to a Natalie Portman-themed Halloween party, and then wear it to bed in the hopes that you will win an Oscar by osmosis. Whatever you need to do. But this is the ballet. Old ladies will be there in, like, Carolina Herrera suits and ball gowns. Blow it out with something big and dramatic, if you want, but it’s just weird to me to dress for the ballet as if you’re in a ballet. Which, in this case, is a little like Swan Lake mated with Clan of the Cave Bear.


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