Fugger: Olivia Munn

Unimaginatively Played, Olivia Munn


I have run through a hundred potential angles on this thing, and all I keep coming back to is that showing up at a ballet opening as the black swan is SO lazy and boring.

Olivia Munn

Wear this to the VMAs if you want. Wear it to the premiere of the third season of The Newsroom that somehow exists even though nobody was clamoring for it. Wear it to a Natalie Portman-themed Halloween party, and then wear it to bed in the hopes that you will win an Oscar by osmosis. Whatever you need to do. But this is the ballet. Old ladies will be there in, like, Carolina Herrera suits and ball gowns. Blow it out with something big and dramatic, if you want, but it’s just weird to me to dress for the ballet as if you’re in a ballet. Which, in this case, is a little like Swan Lake mated with Clan of the Cave Bear.

Also:

Read More

react:

Guys Choice Awards: Fugs and Fabs of the Rest


Do you think people get their feelings hurt if they aren’t invited to this — like, “Dammit, does this mean guys are NOT choosing me?!?”

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

react:

Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic


There were a LOT of women at this event who are wearing a version of that great white lace dress Kate wore in Australia (which is apparently available at the end of the month,if you’re in need of one). And also a lot of cute wedges and sunglasses.

[Photos: Getty]

react:

Met Gala Well Playedish: Olivia Munn in Diane von Furstenberg


I mean, this is pretty, but it also wouldn’t be out of place at the Maui Film Festival. Which feels like a strike against it on this particular night.

[Photos: Getty]

react:

White House Correspondents’ Dinner Fugs and Fabs: The Pastels and the Patterns


I am about to be (mostly) nice to Jessica Simpson. AND Katharine McPhee. I know. Prepare yourself.

[Photos: Getty]

react:

ACMs Fug or Fab Carpet: Olivia Munn in Reem Acra


I mean, it’s not actively offensive. It’s not pulling my hair and spitting in it and trying to light it on fire, or anything.

But nor do I like it. I’m not sure what Olivia Munn is doing there, as she’s not, to my knowledge, a noted country music fan nor a noted musician nor a noted CBS employee. Maybe just a noted event attendee? But the thing is, this looks like she put about as much effort into it as you might expect from a person who is secretly thinking, “Why am I here?” Even her leg looks bored. Thumbs up for the lipstick and the earrings, but I think this needed a LOT more help to look cool and exciting rather than stuffy and staid. And yes, “stuffy” IS a rare achievement for a gown with that much cleavage erupting. It’s VERY The Paula Patton Playbook to me, which has only ever been hip in the sense that sometimes you can SEE her hip.

Too harsh?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photo: Getty]

react: