It is a mark of how much TV there currently is that the so-called “Creative Arts Emmys,” AKA The Emmys We Don’t Have Time For On The Normal Telecast are TWO DAYS LONG now! We have two weekends and three days worth of Emmys! That doesn’t even count the local Emmys, or the Daytime Emmys! EMMYS FOR EVERYONE. Where is mine?! (I am fortunate enough that our friend Catherine, who has four Emmys for being a bad-ass and amazing investigative news producer, sometimes lets me hold one of hers.) ANYWAY! These two days brought a lot of shiny outfits, one pregnancy announcement, a giant bow, and Jeff Goldblum. ENJOY.