Fugger: Nicki Minaj

FugShips: Nicki Minaj


Something about her body language here made me laugh for a full five minutes:

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It’s like she’s wearing those sunglasses because even she doesn’t want to look at what she’s wearing too closely.

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Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Nicki Minaj in Alexander McQueen


It’s not great news for the designer that I was going to guess it was Versace.

And it’s even worse news for Nicki that she’s essentially wearing a very expensive ladyjuicer.

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Pink Fugday: Nicki Minaj


Three cheers to Nicki Minaj for the hair and makeup that’s making us all realize how beautiful she is.

The dress, tragically, looks like she’s wearing a hydraulic lift. So thank God for the face. Incidentally, I just read that Cosmopolitan talked to her new hair guru, in an interview that includes the following tidbit: “Tyra Banks had given her my number. She wanted a more toned-down look, and I think that’s why she reached out to Tyra.” Is this the first time in history anyone has thought “Tyra Banks” synonymously with the concept of toning DOWN anything? Is this the Typocalypse?

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Fug or Fab: Nicki Minaj


Between the minimalist makeup and the center-parted long dark locks, I seriously looked at this and thought, for a second, “Oh, look, Toni Braxton.”

It’s uncanny. But it’s also really… boring. I’m all for her features having a chance to shine, but she’s almost SO aggressively trying to downplay her natural quirk — in service of what, being a “serious actress” in the future? — that it’s making her kind of a blank. Embrace the middle ground, Nicki. And embracelet yourself.

Or maybe it's great. You tell me:

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MTV Movie Awards Sanely Played Carpet: Nicki Minaj in Alexander McQueen


Well, your guess is as good as mine about whether SHE liked this  but for ME it was refreshing. And I say that knowing about the Side Sheers.

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Seven


One more day of Fashion Week remains — and, in fact, one more show. ONE MORE SHOW, ONE SHOW MORE! By the way, you can tell how hot it was yesterday by a lot of these pictures. Many people look droopy and a lot of them look like they’re suffering from brain fever.

We luxuriated in the GLORY that is The Blonds and the crazy that is Betsey Johnson, and spied the likes of Johnny Weir, Paris Hilton (AGAIN YOU GUYS, SHE’S BACK), Kat Graham (pantsless), and Tyra (pantsed) therein.

– I talked to Kat Graham at Jeremy Scott and she was charming. We chatted a bit about Vampire Diaries, and the issues that arise when your character never gets to change her clothes due to, you know, TEMPORAL ISSUES. (In case for some reason, you’re not caught up yet. Which is something you need to do.) We had to talk about something while Nicki Minaj made us all wait FOREVER.

– We announced to a certain CW someone that we are disgusting at Rachel Zoe, and it was true: it was HOT yesterday. Also, we spoke to Fruitvale Station‘s Melonie Diaz at J Mendel. She’s very into Pinterest right now.

–And, possibly most thrillingly, I spoke to Gabriel Mann at Nanette Lepore, and he squeezed my arm and used the words “hyper-sexual manipulations,” so I think we’re engaged now. MAZEL TOV TO ME!

 

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