It’s the first day of Heather’s vacation, and I’ve ALREADY published “words.” Things can only get better? But perhaps not herein…
Fugger: Nicki Minaj
We’ve got some other foreign Cosmo covers in here, too, but really this is all about La Minaj. I can’t really remember what her deal is now; she seemed to be trying to act for a while, and she stopped dressing like a clearance aisle in Toys R Us, but I’ve lost track of what the replacement messaging is. Maybe it’s just “confident.” I can get with that.
Nicole Kidman was at the Berlin Film Festival RIGHT before the Grammys. She must have hightailed it there straight off the plane. I don’t look that good even when I slowly go someplace direct from my house.
[Photos: Splash, Getty]
As you know, in general I cannot resist a metallic. But some of these may be…resistible.
[Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]
I’m still not sure if I understand a lot of these things, like (a) how we’ve gotten to a point where Nicki Minaj isn’t popping up places wearing like swizzle sticks and tennis balls anymore, (b) how come everyone seems to be taking the AMAs so super seriously, and (c) the continued public appearances of Jenny McCarthy.
[Photos: Fame/Flynet. Splash]
FYI: This slideshow concludes as they all ought to conclude: David Hasselhoff in a kilt.