Fugger: Nicki Minaj

Met Gala Fug Carpet: Nicki Minaj in Moschino

In bookstores this fall: Nicki Minaj’s The Pilgrim’s Boot Fetish.


It’s the triumphant, sexy tale of the romp between the original settlers and a time-traveling feminist who really has no f’ing patience for their varied flavors of bullshit, but in order to bring them down from the inside, she has to seduce them the way they like it best: with buckles.


Jeremy Scott appears as himself. Because let’s face it, he probably IS going to turn out to be a time-master.

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Kardly Played: Nicki Minaj in Givenchy at the Time 100

I understand that this photo does not mean what I want it to mean. I do. It’s just a moment in time, taken out of context.

Nicki Minaj

But I don’t care. I will go to my grave swearing Nicki Minaj is glaring up at the heavens and saying, “This is NOT THE REWARD I EXPECT FROM ALL THAT PRAYING.”

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American Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: Inside/The Telecast

Prince and his third eye are VERY pleased with what they see in the souls of the front-row dwellers.

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Fugs and Fabs: Halloween!

In which certain celebrities continue not to understand that certain costumes are probably not a great idea, and no one in their lives gives them good advice. In other news,  as ever, I look forward to you guys helping me figure out what some of these costumes even are. For a few celebs, my notes literally read, “???? Sexy???” So….let’s consider this a group project.

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Fugs and Fines: Givenchy at New York Fashion Week

Givenchy moved its show to New York this season (I’ve decided it’s because Kanye didn’t want to bring pregnant Kim to Paris, and his close bud Riccardo Tisci refused to do it without him). We’ll get into the clothes on the runway another time, but for now, let’s just imagine North West and her future brother East growing up to be the valedictorians of Stanford. It helps.

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New York Fashion Week: Days 1-4

In case you wondered what we’re up to/what people are wearing to Fashion Week.

As for us:

1) We talked to a variety of women about their advice for younger women and other women in general, as professionals, and got some really good quotes, I think, from everyone from Christina Hendricks to Alica Silverstone.

2) Day Two was full of intriguing shenanigans, like The Return of the Choker, and the fact that now Solange isn’t talking to the press, either.

3) We wrote up the Project Runway finale; no spoilers herein, other than what each designer may have showed, because everyone who is still on TV as of Fashion Week gets to show a collection.

4) And Heather waited for an hour outside mashed potatoes — not a euphemism – to talk to (a very drunk, actually, as far as it seemed to us) Jessica Simpson.

5) And I got to chat up former Bachelorettes Jillian Harris and Andi Dorfman about break-ups, and Bachelor in Paradise and WINE. SO MUCH WINE.


MTV VMAs Fug Carpet: The Naked and the Sheers

Or in pizza* terms: It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorNOOOOOOOO.

*For the uninitiated, one day we decided we were tired of talking about sheer clothing and decided to talk about pizza instead. It’s morphed into GFY slang in which “pizza” means “sheer.”

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