Fugger: Nicki Minaj

MTV VMAs Fug Carpet: The Naked and the Sheers


Or in pizza* terms: It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorNOOOOOOOO.

*For the uninitiated, one day we decided we were tired of talking about sheer clothing and decided to talk about pizza instead. It’s morphed into GFY slang in which “pizza” means “sheer.”

[Photos: Getty]

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the BET Awards


It’s the first day of Heather’s vacation, and I’ve ALREADY published “words.” Things can only get better? But perhaps not herein…

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Fug or Fab the Cover: Nicki Minaj on Cosmopolitan, July 2015


We’ve got some other foreign Cosmo covers in here, too, but really this is all about La Minaj. I can’t really remember what her deal is now; she seemed to be trying to act for a while, and she stopped dressing like a clearance aisle in Toys R Us, but I’ve lost track of what the replacement messaging is. Maybe it’s just “confident.” I can get with that.

[Photos: Cosmo]

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Grammys Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Black


Nicole Kidman was at the Berlin Film Festival RIGHT before the Grammys. She must have hightailed it there straight off the plane. I don’t look that good even when I slowly go someplace direct from my house.

[Photos: Splash, Getty]

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American Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: People in Metallics


As you know, in general I cannot resist a metallic. But some of these may be…resistible.

[Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]

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American Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone in Basic (and not so basic) Black


I’m still not sure if I understand a lot of these things, like (a) how we’ve gotten to a point where Nicki Minaj isn’t popping up places wearing like swizzle sticks and tennis balls anymore, (b) how come everyone seems to be taking the AMAs so super seriously, and (c) the continued public appearances of Jenny McCarthy.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet. Splash]

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