Fugger: January Jones

Fugs and Fabs: The Mad Men Season Seven Premiere Party


In which Christina Hendricks wears a Wes Gordon skirt we all saw on Kim Kardashian recently, and I suggest to January Jones and Elisabeth Moss that Kiernan Shipka is skipping swingy little ninth-grader rings around them.

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Casual Fuggerday: January Jones


Other than the sleeve length, I DO at least like the coat.

The outfit underneath looks like she’s picking up shifts as a cater-waiter between Mad Men seasons — seriously, if any of that cost more than $20, she should feel robbed. But I guess that’s why the fashion gods invented coats. Warmth, schwarmth; it’s so we can hide on laundry day.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Chloe Los Angeles Fashion Show/Dinner


So many celebrities, so many beige shoes. This event was hosted by January Jones, and basically every woman on Mad Men showed, except for Christina Hendricks. I’ve decided they’re mortal enemies and perhaps to blame for one another’s bad fashion choices throughout time.

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Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: January Jones


I don’t feel like January Jones tried very hard with this.

Not that we always love her taste, but January Jones does usually have a consistently edgy point of view. But the only attitude on display here is her implied boredom. There’s nothing fresh or fun about this at all — much like the Emmy telecast in general, actually. If the entire evening had a symbolic dress, this would be it: the appearance of frills, but a drab spirit. The hem looks so stodgy, like it’s a pair of old drapes the likes of which would make Fraulein Maria’s sewing finger twitch with ecstasy. The lack of attempt to style up the drab color with better makeup or creative accessories suggests that her team basically threw up its hands and hoped her genes would be enough for everyone. Indeed, in her interview with Ryan Seacrest, January basically said, “Well, Givenchy made it for me, so I wore it.” What a ringing endorsement. Can I assume they won’t be working together again?

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Fugs and Fabs: Ladies from “Mad Men”


“We’ve switched Elisabeth’s regular skirt with one of Elizabeth Taylor’s favorite turbans. Let’s see if she notices.”

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Black and White


Let’s look at all the people who wore black or white or black AND white. (Now I want a cookie.) There were A LOT of them.

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