Fugger: January Jones

Fugs and Fabs: The Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, The Patterns


I really wish this event required drinking champagne before everyone got dressed. Imagine how much more insane everyone would look.

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Fugs and Fabs: A Concert For Our Oceans


DUMB. Oceans can’t even hear, you guys.

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Emmy Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Women of Mad Men


We talked about Kiernan; we covered Hendricks; we appreciated Teyonah Parris. Now, let’s join hands and  eyeball January Jones and Elisabeth Moss and Jessica Pare. Oh, Mad Men, I miss you already.

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TCA Fugs and Fabs: The FOX Party


You saw the looks at the panel; now, let’s go to the party. We’ve got cleavage and jumpsuits and impressive vertical leaps.

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What the Fug: January Jones


I would criticize this for the visible bra…

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… but the thing is, the bra is the only part I like.

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Comic-Con 2015 Fugs and Fabs: More Celebs


As weary as I am of EVERYTHING EVER showing up at Comic-Con, I can’t deny that I’m grateful for the summer content. People bring the kook to this sucker.

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CFDA Unfug It Up: January Jones


I don’t even know why I’m being nice about this. Maybe because I really miss Mad Men and I like her on Instagram? I don’t even know. This has issues. I KNOW IT HAS ISSUES:

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But it’s also kind of Samantha Jones Goes To Some Awful Studio 54 Theme Party And Secretly Really Pulls It Off While Carrie Attempts A Tube Top And Strangles a Metaphor in a way that makes me feel nostalgic and sort of thirsty for a cosmo, even though I can’t drink them ever since That One Birthday Where I Had Three in Two Hours. (In my defense, the problem with the cosmo is that it’s served in such an easy-spill container! You slurp up enough cosmo so that you don’t slosh it on your shoes and then the next thing you know IT’S GONE and then shortly thereafter you might barf.)  So, yes, maybe I’m mentally drunk and therefore more positively disposed to everything but I swear if the crotch on the pants weren’t totally insane we might be into this. Maybe? What do you think?

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