Fugger: January Jones

Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: January Jones


I don’t feel like January Jones tried very hard with this.

Not that we always love her taste, but January Jones does usually have a consistently edgy point of view. But the only attitude on display here is her implied boredom. There’s nothing fresh or fun about this at all — much like the Emmy telecast in general, actually. If the entire evening had a symbolic dress, this would be it: the appearance of frills, but a drab spirit. The hem looks so stodgy, like it’s a pair of old drapes the likes of which would make Fraulein Maria’s sewing finger twitch with ecstasy. The lack of attempt to style up the drab color with better makeup or creative accessories suggests that her team basically threw up its hands and hoped her genes would be enough for everyone. Indeed, in her interview with Ryan Seacrest, January basically said, “Well, Givenchy made it for me, so I wore it.” What a ringing endorsement. Can I assume they won’t be working together again?

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Fugs and Fabs: Ladies from “Mad Men”


“We’ve switched Elisabeth’s regular skirt with one of Elizabeth Taylor’s favorite turbans. Let’s see if she notices.”

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Black and White


Let’s look at all the people who wore black or white or black AND white. (Now I want a cookie.) There were A LOT of them.

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Fugs and Fabs: Mad Men at the Paley Center


Well, looks like she went from Betty Draper to Betty Drapery. ZING. Try the meatloaf.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Coach party


Man, it was the Fughara Desert out there for a while, and now EVERYONE is coming out to play. Bless you, Hollywood. I never thought I’d say this, but HAVE MORE PARTIES.

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Fuguary Jones


The phrase “shake your tailfeather” is JUST AN EXPRESSION. HALT YOUR ACQUISITION OF TAILFEATHERS.

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