Fugger: January Jones

Critics’ Choice Awards Unfug or Fine: January Jones


I’ve seen worse.

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But this is a cocktail dress at heart, even if it doesn’t want to admit it or is too lazy to deal with itself. It’s like a kid that hasn’t gotten a haircut in two years. Sometimes, as a parent, you just have to take matters in your own hands no matter how nice the strands are. Just HEM IT, January. This thing OUGHT to want to stop where the underlay does, and maybe it needs to be shown that its rebellion is misguided. I have a stapler. TAKE IT. I will write it off as a business expense.

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A kind soul alerted me to the fact that we’d forgotten to cover January Jones’ sheer pants. I shrieked before I even saw them. I’m doubling down on that shriek now.

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I really wish this event required drinking champagne before everyone got dressed. Imagine how much more insane everyone would look.

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DUMB. Oceans can’t even hear, you guys.

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We talked about Kiernan; we covered Hendricks; we appreciated Teyonah Parris. Now, let’s join hands and  eyeball January Jones and Elisabeth Moss and Jessica Pare. Oh, Mad Men, I miss you already.

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You saw the looks at the panel; now, let’s go to the party. We’ve got cleavage and jumpsuits and impressive vertical leaps.

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What the Fug: January Jones


I would criticize this for the visible bra…

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… but the thing is, the bra is the only part I like.

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