Fugger: January Jones

Emmys Wah-Waaah Played: January Jones in Prabal Gurung

I love this dress. It’s almost as breathtaking to me (if not equally) as the Prabal that Diane Kruger wore. And if Diane Kruger had been in this one, I’d have toasted it with everything in my bar and the neighbors’ besides, because I think she’d have done it every service she has. Conversely, January looks like she’s trying her damndest to make the gown do all the work while she, like, thinks about salad or something. If I were that gown, I would throw a tantrum at her.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs in Jeans

“No events are happening this week,” I muttered to myself. “It’s just everyone wandering around town in jeans HEY WAIT A SECOND.”

Let’s eyeball the denim, then, shall we? I cannot resist a good pair of jeans. I think Heidi Klum might take this one. She ought to just start wearing jeans to, like, the Emmys.

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Fug Men: January Jones

I have been staring at this for fifteen minutes and I can’t… well, I can’t:

Everything she’s wearing is black, and if I’m not mistaken, they are all slightly DIFFERENT depths of black. They are also different depths of hideous. The blazer is mildly whatever, the tunic that might think it’s a dress is problematically terrible, and the pants are hot sliced loaves of no. Does she do this stuff on purpose so that we’ll all talk about how amazing her face is? If so… she’s a genius, because I just did.

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The Lucky Fugg Conference

Actually, it’s not all fugs in here — although certainly plenty of problems — but I couldn’t resist the title. Also, there appears to have been a fire sale on pink lipstick and white pumps.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Mad Men Season Seven Premiere Party

In which Christina Hendricks wears a Wes Gordon skirt we all saw on Kim Kardashian recently, and I suggest to January Jones and Elisabeth Moss that Kiernan Shipka is skipping swingy little ninth-grader rings around them.

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Casual Fuggerday: January Jones

Other than the sleeve length, I DO at least like the coat.

The outfit underneath looks like she’s picking up shifts as a cater-waiter between Mad Men seasons — seriously, if any of that cost more than $20, she should feel robbed. But I guess that’s why the fashion gods invented coats. Warmth, schwarmth; it’s so we can hide on laundry day.

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