This is a vexing situation. January’s two outfits before this one, from Off White and Coach respectively, were steaming crackpiles; now, she’s clad as an attorney in a porno called Banging The Gavel, which I am positive involves sexually tampering with a hostile witness, holding the Jury Foreskin in contempt, doing at least three things that make the stenographer woozy, and a pizza delivery dude because why not. Please don’t let this be a symptom of job-hunting season (she was on Last Man on Earth, which died in The Great FOX Purge of 2018 that made room for Tim f’ing Allen). Then again, the simple fear of Not Being Seen is actually a better reason than actually digging these outfits.
