22 photos in galleryPrince and his third eye are VERY pleased with what they see in the souls of the front-row dwellers.
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Fugger: Gwen Stefani
American Music Awards WTF: Gwen Stefani in Yousef Al-Jasmi
Ugh:
As I said on Twitter yesterday afternoon, I don’t know if I have the energy to deal with this. Do I make a pot of coffee, or open a bottle of wine? The back is also causing me existential beverage angst:
It’s like the Intermediate Jazz and Modern class at her local dance academy had a baby with a sad coffee filter and a screen-door, and while that certainly sounds exotic, I actually thought Break-Up Style Stefani was going to be way cooler than this.
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Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani
I am struggling to articulate what’s bugging me here. So let’s just throw a bunch of words at it.
This is at least very dignified, I suppose. The dress could be interesting, even with its doily-toga vibe, and I get that the tights are seasonally appropriate. But roll it all together, consider her unusually (for her) muted lips, and the hair that reads like a wig sold in a bag, and… it’s a little prim on her, no? I hate to say it, but Pain Hand thinks she looks like Hilary Duff crossed with a Hilton. A classier Hilton, to be sure. Say, a cousin. But still. Not generally the combo one hopes to achieve.
Pain Hand, though, is slathered in silver creme and wrapped up like a mummy, so maybe its worldview is blocked. It can’t see through its ointment and Norco fog.
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Fugs and Fabs: Halloween!
In which certain celebrities continue not to understand that certain costumes are probably not a great idea, and no one in their lives gives them good advice. In other news, as ever, I look forward to you guys helping me figure out what some of these costumes even are. For a few celebs, my notes literally read, “???? Sexy???” So….let’s consider this a group project.
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Oscars WTF: Gwen Stefani in Yanina Couture
If this had been constructed to actual opaque completion, it might’ve been a total Girl On Fire kind of marvel.
As it is, I look at this photo and think, “Wow. When did Gwen Stefani get so thirsty?”
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