Fugger: Gwen Stefani

Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani


I am struggling to articulate what’s bugging me here. So let’s just throw a bunch of words at it.

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This is at least very dignified, I suppose. The dress could be interesting, even with its doily-toga vibe, and I get that the tights are seasonally appropriate. But roll it all together, consider her unusually (for her) muted lips, and the hair that reads like a wig sold in a bag, and… it’s a little prim on her, no? I hate to say it, but Pain Hand thinks she looks like Hilary Duff crossed with a Hilton. A classier Hilton,  to be sure. Say, a cousin. But still. Not generally the combo one hopes to achieve.

Pain Hand, though, is slathered in silver creme and wrapped up like a mummy, so maybe its worldview is blocked. It can’t see through its ointment and Norco fog.

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Fugs and Fabs: Halloween!


In which certain celebrities continue not to understand that certain costumes are probably not a great idea, and no one in their lives gives them good advice. In other news,  as ever, I look forward to you guys helping me figure out what some of these costumes even are. For a few celebs, my notes literally read, “???? Sexy???” So….let’s consider this a group project.

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Scrolldown Fug: Gwen Stefani


I saw this photo of Gwen leaving Church, shouldering what I assume is one of her kids’ Sunday School backpacks, and thought, “Okay, I could be on board, especially because she somehow matched her lens tint to her kid’s school supplies.”

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But this is Gwen Stefani we’re talking about here, so we cannot assume a cheerful patterned shirt that might end up on the walls of someone’s downstairs quarter-bath is JUST a cheerful patterned shirt. We cannot judge the book by its cover. Because when that happens…

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Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani


I want to start with the important thing. Gwen’s shoes:

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At first I thought they were AWFUL, but now I might have changed my mind, and I could possibly think they are amazing. Has the heat gotten to me?

It may help you to see the rest of her ensemble:

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What’cha Fuggin’ For: Gwen Stefani


Don’t speak, Gwen. I don’t need your reasons. Don’t tell me, ’cause it hurts.

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Besides, your pieces of flair are doing plenty of talking for you.

It’s even worse from the front:

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Fugs and Fabs: Gwen Stefani


I feel like Gwen is the other side of the Reese Witherspoon Coin of being often photographed out and about, going about her biz. I PERSONALLY skew way more Witherspoon in my personal wardrobe, but Gwen is awfully cool. Well, usually.

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Grammys Fugs or Fabs: Gwen Stefani


Ugh, even those crazy pants look good on her. I don’t know when this happened — I am a native Southern Californian only a few years younger than she is, so of course Gwen has long been a part of my life, a constant red-lipped presence, but I was never a No Doubt mega-fan or anything — but I kind of buy her in…basically anything. HAS GWEN STEFANI BECOME MY BEYONCE?

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