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Oscars WTF: Gwen Stefani in Yanina Couture


If this had been constructed to actual opaque completion, it might’ve been a total Girl On Fire kind of marvel.

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As it is, I look at this photo and think, “Wow. When did Gwen Stefani get so thirsty?”

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American Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: Inside/The Telecast


Prince and his third eye are VERY pleased with what they see in the souls of the front-row dwellers.

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American Music Awards WTF: Gwen Stefani in Yousef Al-Jasmi


Ugh:

Gwen Stefani at The  2015 American Music Awards in LA

As I said on Twitter yesterday afternoon, I don’t know if I have the energy to deal with this. Do I make a pot of coffee, or open a bottle of wine? The back is also causing me existential beverage angst:

Gwen Stefani at The  2015 American Music Awards in LA

It’s like the Intermediate Jazz and Modern class at her local dance academy had a baby with a sad coffee filter and a screen-door, and while that certainly sounds exotic, I actually thought Break-Up Style Stefani was going to be way cooler than this.

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Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani


I am struggling to articulate what’s bugging me here. So let’s just throw a bunch of words at it.

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This is at least very dignified, I suppose. The dress could be interesting, even with its doily-toga vibe, and I get that the tights are seasonally appropriate. But roll it all together, consider her unusually (for her) muted lips, and the hair that reads like a wig sold in a bag, and… it’s a little prim on her, no? I hate to say it, but Pain Hand thinks she looks like Hilary Duff crossed with a Hilton. A classier Hilton,  to be sure. Say, a cousin. But still. Not generally the combo one hopes to achieve.

Pain Hand, though, is slathered in silver creme and wrapped up like a mummy, so maybe its worldview is blocked. It can’t see through its ointment and Norco fog.

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Fugs and Fabs: Halloween!


In which certain celebrities continue not to understand that certain costumes are probably not a great idea, and no one in their lives gives them good advice. In other news,  as ever, I look forward to you guys helping me figure out what some of these costumes even are. For a few celebs, my notes literally read, “???? Sexy???” So….let’s consider this a group project.

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Scrolldown Fug: Gwen Stefani


I saw this photo of Gwen leaving Church, shouldering what I assume is one of her kids’ Sunday School backpacks, and thought, “Okay, I could be on board, especially because she somehow matched her lens tint to her kid’s school supplies.”

Gwen Stefani is Spotted Without Her Wedding Ring At Church

But this is Gwen Stefani we’re talking about here, so we cannot assume a cheerful patterned shirt that might end up on the walls of someone’s downstairs quarter-bath is JUST a cheerful patterned shirt. We cannot judge the book by its cover. Because when that happens…

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Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani


I want to start with the important thing. Gwen’s shoes:

Gwen Stefani Stops By Whole Foods With Her Boys

At first I thought they were AWFUL, but now I might have changed my mind, and I could possibly think they are amazing. Has the heat gotten to me?

It may help you to see the rest of her ensemble:

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