Fugger: Gwen Stefani

VMAs Well Played: Gwen Stefani in LAMB


There were a few moments last night when a look washed across Gwen Stefani’s face –  when she and Snoop were talking about Inglewood on stage, when she was being interviewed on the red carpet — that seemed to say, “sweet grunge revival, I am too old for this shit.” And at that moment, I felt a connection between myself and Gwen flourish and grow in a way it hasn’t since the days when I was in college and we used a pertinent clip from “Spiderwebs” on our outgoing voice message. And so it brings me EXTRA delight to tell you that she looked awesome last night:

The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

This is totally fun, and she looks fun in it, without looking: desperate, weird, sleazy, naked, inappropriately dressed for the occasion, too old, too young, too hot, too cold, too too, too anything. Learn from her, youngsters.

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Fugs and Fabs: The iHeartRadio Awards, The Show


In short, a variety of very famous people didn’t walk the red carpet at this thing. Is everyone avoiding Giuliana?!?

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Casual Fuggerday: More Coats


It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, so let’s roll with the outerwear. Snuggle in, folks.

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Fugs and Fabs: Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts Gala, Part 1


Not cool, universe, to jam a star-studded event into the very end of a GFY posting week. To make smaller slideshows, I split things into two morsels; this one gets you Gwen and Gavin and Demi and Geena, among others, but stay tuned for Charlize, Amy Adams, and Freida and Dev.

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Fugs and Fabs of The Bling Ring premiere


Yeah, she’s not in the movie, but whenever the Sev is at an event my antenna perk up a little. She’s usually a Very Special Fugpisode, and even when she’s not, it’s worth a quick ogle.

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Met Ball Fug Carpet: Gwen Stefani


You need to know that I thought almost everyone looked CRACKED OUT at the Met Ball last night. Seriously, for me, that was one scorching disaster of a red carpet. Maybe it’s because I was gone last week and so I’m coming back with my crank settings calibrated to go up to eleven (or fourteen), or maybe the break left me refreshed and ready to attack, like a pit bull who’s been on an asparagus diet for too long. But SO MANY PEOPLE chose things that were either boring, or disappointing, or truly hideous. Case in point: Gwen Stefani.

This is somehow boring AND disappointing AND truly hideous. She looks like she was just busted playing mermaid in someone’s bridal factory outlet. Worse, she has one of the best bodies out there, and this terrible, lazy dress makes her look dumpy. The words “Gwen Stefani IS… DUMPY” should not exist outside another remake of Snow White. Are we supposed to think it’s really punk and subversive to show up dressed as a months-old unshopped clearance rack, and therefore give her an A-plus? Because… no. I’ve accepted that a lot of people are going to tell me that I Just Don’t Get It, but here’s the thing: I don’t WANT to get this. So I hope it’s not catching.

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