This is the Gala for the Global Ocean, hosted by Prince Albert. Which sounds like a mad lib of a cause, like [event] for the [adjective][noun], and you pull them out of a hat to make, say, Auction for the Universal Soil, or Walk for Worldwide Air. But, real talk, the planet hates us and we’re ruining it, and this seems to be at least a semi-real organization? Just please help save us all, Gwen Stefani.
