Pursuant to our conversation yesterday, I am not actively rooting for this movie to be bad — I want it to be EPICALLY BONKERS, or shockingly good if you divorce it from the source material it’s really only partly borrowing from, and if it can’t be either of those things, then yes, super super bad would be an entertaining alternative. But who doesn’t love things being crackers?!? Look at this photo! It’s crackers and I’ve been giggling about it for ten minutes.
