Fugger: Glenn Close

Tony Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else

The Tonys are always such a fun awards show to watch — no one else brings out tap-dancing on the regular, which is a mistake. Let’s wrap up the red carpet.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Guardians of the Galaxy Premiere

Chris Pratt reportedly was a frontrunner to play Chuck (from Chuck). Now he is at the same premiere as the erstwhile Chuck. Do we think that came up in conversation?

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WTF: Glenn Close

It’s time for me to deploy my favorite opener to one these things, and, as I always do, I really mean it this time: Her head looks FANTASTIC.

I love you, Glenn Close. I love you as that HBIC Patty Hewes on Damages and I never take off my make-up whilst plotting the destruction of others or reflecting on my own brutal destiny without thinking of Dangerous Liaisons. And therefore I feel honor-bound to let you know that I am very sorry, but you appearing to be wearing pleated white silk culottes. I feel certain that this must be an oversight, or that perhaps a sorceress has placed some sort of spell on you, bewitching you into believing that pleated white silk culottes are a good idea or even simply a thing that ought to exist in this world, which already has so much tragedy in it without them. Let me know if there is any way I can help remedy this situation. I have matches.

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Oscars Night Fugs and Fabs: Women Wearing Black

All of whom are angling to steal away the honorific of The Widow.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Disconnect Screening

Or, as I described this to Heather, “a bunch of famous people looking okay, and then some less famous people looking insane.” Plus Alexander Skarsgard.

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Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: (sigh) Glenn Close

First of all, I have something VERY IMPORTANT to say, and it is that Glenn Close’s face looks great:

For whatever reason, EVERY scene with her on Damages is filmed through Ye Olde Vaseline Filter, which of course made me assume that something was afoot at the Circle Face Corral.  But look at her! She looks fantastic! She does not need a Flattering Gauzy TV Filter! She can wear that face with pride all over town! PS: Glenn, I feel like your Dangerous Liaisons character is deeply misunderstood, and yes, I know that movie is really old, but I just had to get that off my chest. I think about it often, usually whilst removing my makeup at my dressing table in a rage.

Something else to get off my chest, and you may not like it. I’m SORRY.

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