Fugger: Glenn Close

Oscars Night Fugs and Fabs: Women Wearing Black


All of whom are angling to steal away the honorific of The Widow.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Disconnect Screening


Or, as I described this to Heather, “a bunch of famous people looking okay, and then some less famous people looking insane.” Plus Alexander Skarsgard.

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Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: (sigh) Glenn Close


First of all, I have something VERY IMPORTANT to say, and it is that Glenn Close’s face looks great:

For whatever reason, EVERY scene with her on Damages is filmed through Ye Olde Vaseline Filter, which of course made me assume that something was afoot at the Circle Face Corral.  But look at her! She looks fantastic! She does not need a Flattering Gauzy TV Filter! She can wear that face with pride all over town! PS: Glenn, I feel like your Dangerous Liaisons character is deeply misunderstood, and yes, I know that movie is really old, but I just had to get that off my chest. I think about it often, usually whilst removing my makeup at my dressing table in a rage.

Something else to get off my chest, and you may not like it. I’m SORRY.

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Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Glenn Close


Okay, I know People Are Divided about this dress, but look at her expression! Irrepressible!

As far as the dress goes, I like it. I think it’s age appropriate and elegant on her. Classy. A good color. It fits. It’s well-constructed. I’m considering this one a win. The jacket is a bit unusual, but I think it works for her. I AM POWERLESS BEFORE YOUR CHARMS, GLENN.

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Oscars 2012 Red Carpet Prognostication: Best Actress


That’s right, the Oscars are SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. (Yes, it’s like the Monster Truck Rally of awards shows.) Let’s take a look at what the Best Actress nominees have worn out and about this year and try and guess who will wear what on Sunday — and who will look best and worst. SPECULATION! It’s what’s for lunch.

Who do you think will be best dressed?

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Who do you think will be worst dressed?

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SAG Awards Fug /Fab Face-Off: Glenn Close vs Ashlee Simpson


I’m not going to lie: I primarily threw these two in together because the idea of them in some kind of fight TO THE PAIN gives me the giggles. But they did both wear black with tulle, so it’s not TOTALLY random. Let’ start with Glenn.

That is… not flattering, and also, probably some very damp net sleeves after about ten minutes in the sunlight. Overall, it’s very, “Come on down to the Black Swan Saloon, where we serve crazy by the jug.” And to think, I was certain that I’d be done with Black Swan jokes by this time in my life. Maybe this will finally be the last one.

Also swaddling her shoulders in tulle: Ashlee.

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