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Fug or Fine: Diane Kruger in Cushnie et Ochs


Well. This seems awkward.

Diane Kruger, Norman Reedus

He looks like he wants to crawl out of his skin. She looks like she styled her hair via convertible, and performed surgery on her own dress. They BOTH suspect people are sending this photo to Pacey with the subject line, “Call the Us Weekly Body Language Experts,” and I suspect she is one of the best-shod ladies in Hollywood (at least in terms of consistency). So while a lot about this is forgettable or even kinda uncomfortable, at least from the shin down it’s a home run.

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Well Played: Diane Kruger in BOSS


Well, this is going to be awkward for her. She’s promoting the movie she shot with Norman Reedus – the dude she allegedly cheated on Pacey with – and Pacey also has a small part in it. So right there you know she’s expecting some awkward questions, and probably dreading walking the red carpet with either one of them (my money is on Pacey not appearing at all — his role is, I believe, quite small anyway). All of which is to say that if she decided to wear a nun’s habit to this thing, I wouldn’t blame her.

Diane Kruger

Instead, she went with something casually yet completely awesome, and makes it look as easy as if it were just another weekday. Oh, Diane. You always go out of Fug Madness a round earlier than I would have imagined, but sometimes you really do stick the damn landing.

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Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger


You guys, it’s becoming abundantly clear that 2016 is the Year of the Butt Cape:

Diane Kruger And Alice Winocour At A New York Screening Of 'Disorder'

Can we blame this all on Batman v. Superman? Because I’d love to work out some way to lay this on Ben Affleck if we can.

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Oscars WTF: Diane Kruger in Reem Acra


Diane. Girl. First, you look like the sartorial interpretation of a very old, fancy theatre that now hosts a saucy revue.

Diane Kruger

Second: no.

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amfAR Gala Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger in Prada


As I’ve said many a time about many a person on this website, her head looks FANTASTIC:

2016 amfAR New York Gala - Arrivals

And her back looks like a directional chandelier:

2016 amfAR New York Gala

Having said that, while I am unmoved by the feather detailing — do they look a little droopy? They seem a little droopy – something about this is lovely to me. It feels related to something someone would have worn for a John Singer Sargent painting, which, as far as I am concerned, is always a good thing.

Less of a good thing, presumably, for her emotional status is that it seems more and more likely that she and Pacey are dunzo for sure. I am sure they’ll both bounce back, but still: pour some out for love. (And then let’s figure who they ought to date next. Heather and I feel like he and Sandy Bullock would make a VERY classy, solid pair. OBVIOUSLY, there’s always Katie Holmes — although she’s allegedly in mad love with Jaime Foxx. I kind of want Diane to go totally off road and date someone utterly unexpected, like…I don’t know. 93-year-old former UN Secretary General Boutros Boutros-Ghali, or, like, Landry from Friday Night Lights.)

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What the Fug: Diane Kruger in Giambattista Valli


Well, we’ve always known she’s balls-out experimental.

diane kruger giambattista valli

But this looks like she’s wearing a Kleenex box cover that somebody designed as a wedding shower gag gift.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Chanel Show


This one is quite a spectrum.

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