Fugger: Diane Kruger

Golden Globes Fug or Fine: Diane Kruger

Rumor has it she and Pacey are betrothed. My Uterine Secret sensor is now pinging.

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It Was A Very Good Year: Diane Kruger, The Risk-Taker

Before we get into 2014 in earnest, we decided to take a more focused look back at a couple people who put together very nice fashion years in 2013. These aren’t absolute choices, nor exhaustively researched ones; just the people who, when we were looking for our favorite and least-favorite single looks, seemed to pop up a lot in our “win” columns.

Diane Kruger’s clothes veer from CRAZY to CRAZY GOOD with rarely anything in the grey zone between them. This year, she had a pretty impressive batting average. If Cate Blanchett went gloriously off the rails, then Diane stayed gloriously on them.


Unfug It Up: Diane Kruger

If this weren’t sheer, I would be all over it:

If This Weren’t Sheer, by the way, is the name of the soulful album of slow jams I plan to release next year, based on the experience of covering 2013′s red carpets. You’ll love such hot tracks as “WORDS,” “Why? and “WTF?!?” as well as the album first single, “Why Don’t You Just Stab Me In The Face?” I’m probably going to open for Miley, in a totally post-modern, self-reflexive artistic statement wherein the headliner will be recreating the art I created about the headliner.

That being said, I really do think that if we could line this sucker, she could pop up on Reign and teach those anachronistic bitches some lessons. How would you fix it?

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Well Played, Diane Kruger (and Pacey)

For Halloween, I want to be Diane Kruger, but I have no idea where I’m going to dig up a socks-less Pacey:

As for the rest of it, I just need to steal this (amazing) dress from the Chanel store and magick myself into those spectacular Germanic genes (and ergo, into his OH YES I DID). In all seriousness, though: this dress is a killer. It’s what I’d wear if I had a giant clothing budget and a bunch of fancy holiday parties to attend. It looks like it goes well with champagne.

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Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger

I’ve NEVER understood clear purses. Nobody wants to see the tornado of debris banging around inside mine.

But if you’re going to do it, I guess putting only a giant red wallet inside, which matches your shoes, is a snazzy way to go. Especially when you have a good-looking place to keep your phone:

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Fugs and Fabs: Opening Night at the Metropolitan Opera

And now we have to play catch-up on everything that happened while we were wringing out our Emmy lightboxes. First up is this gala, which was FULL of dramatic gowns. When it’s time to go big, Diane Kruger rarely disappoints.

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