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What the Fug: Diane Kruger in Chanel at the Elle Style Awards


Dear Little Bo Peep: Sorry to hear about your sheep.

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But you also seem to have misplaced your mind. Maybe look for that first? Priorities.

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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: The Red Carpet Couples


Look at all these attractive people being attractive with each other.

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Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Well Played: Diane Kruger in Naeem Khan


This is a voluminous miracle.

The 20th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards Diane Kruger

It’s possible that ONLY Diane Kruger could wear something straight out of Delft Porcelain for Bed Bath & Beyond and have it look perfect, graceful, dreamy. AND she has a cat that high-fives Pacey’s foot (thanks, Instagram). WHY DOES SHE HAVE EVERYTHING? AND I DON’T EVEN LIKE CATS. I did like Cats, though, but in fairness I was six when I saw it. So be kind.

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Golden Globes Well Played: Diane Kruger in Emilia Wickstead


There is nothing more delightful than how THRILLED The Krugs was when The Affair won for Pacey. Other than perhaps the moment everyone on Twitter realized that this Globes brought us Pacey and Joey together again, in a medium-sized and very sweaty ballroom.

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Well Played: Diane Kruger at the W Magazine Party


If you’re not following Diane Kruger on Instagram, you should. She posts a lot of fun pictures of herself, but more importantly, she is not shy about sharing Pacey on there — including one the other day of her cat appearing to high-five his foot. And finally, occasionally she mixes up a word and writes things like, in a post about a female friend, “Thanks for years of unconstitutional love.” It’s a treat.

As is this dress (how’s THAT for a transition?):

Josh Jackson and Diane Kruger W Magazine

I wish parts of the shoes weren’t plastic, but the entire vibe here — the clutch that matches (I think) her heels, and the mod frock — is fabulous on her. If a genie came out of a bottle right in front of me and told me I could change any of my body parts, I would swap in her legs immediately. Well, first I would explain to the genie, “Generally, this is not how genies work, and you need to rethink the specificity of your approach,” but THEN I would say, “Also, give me Diane Kruger’s legs, and throw in Pacey because if they’re touching we can consider him an extension of her.” Then we’d probably get into a fight and he’d give me Tori Spelling’s Season 10 90210 boobs without me asking and threaten to leave them there, but in the end we’d make up and maybe even have some impossible feelings for each other before I sauntered away on THOSE LEGS and became my very best self.

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Well Played, Diane Kruger


I feel like this is one of those dresses that you can wear for the holidays and everyone is like, “ooooh, festive!!!”

Glamour Awards 2014

But the rest of the year, they’d be like, “you sort of look like a table runner.”

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