Fugger: Diane Kruger

Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger

You guys, it’s becoming abundantly clear that 2016 is the Year of the Butt Cape:

Diane Kruger And Alice Winocour At A New York Screening Of 'Disorder'

Can we blame this all on Batman v. Superman? Because I’d love to work out some way to lay this on Ben Affleck if we can.

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Oscars WTF: Diane Kruger in Reem Acra

Diane. Girl. First, you look like the sartorial interpretation of a very old, fancy theatre that now hosts a saucy revue.

Diane Kruger

Second: no.

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amfAR Gala Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger in Prada

As I’ve said many a time about many a person on this website, her head looks FANTASTIC:

2016 amfAR New York Gala - Arrivals

And her back looks like a directional chandelier:

2016 amfAR New York Gala

Having said that, while I am unmoved by the feather detailing — do they look a little droopy? They seem a little droopy – something about this is lovely to me. It feels related to something someone would have worn for a John Singer Sargent painting, which, as far as I am concerned, is always a good thing.

Less of a good thing, presumably, for her emotional status is that it seems more and more likely that she and Pacey are dunzo for sure. I am sure they’ll both bounce back, but still: pour some out for love. (And then let’s figure who they ought to date next. Heather and I feel like he and Sandy Bullock would make a VERY classy, solid pair. OBVIOUSLY, there’s always Katie Holmes — although she’s allegedly in mad love with Jaime Foxx. I kind of want Diane to go totally off road and date someone utterly unexpected, like…I don’t know. 93-year-old former UN Secretary General Boutros Boutros-Ghali, or, like, Landry from Friday Night Lights.)


What the Fug: Diane Kruger in Giambattista Valli

Well, we’ve always known she’s balls-out experimental.

diane kruger giambattista valli

But this looks like she’s wearing a Kleenex box cover that somebody designed as a wedding shower gag gift.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Chanel Show

This one is quite a spectrum.

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Fugs and Fabs: An Evening Honoring Valentino

Keira Knightley was SO excited to have accepted a role in Hamilton, until she learned too late that it’s actually about young Melanie Hamilton’s escapades before she married her cousin Ashley Wilkes. Like the time she read a bunch, and smiled, and gave thoughtful presents to people. Oh, and that crazy day she moved all the curios from one cupboard to the other. You should have seen Ashley’s face when he noticed! TOTAL flicker of marginal awareness.

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National Fugsure Book of Fug: Diane Kruger in Chanel

Here’s a joke for you: A wood nymph, a school marm, and a ballet student walk into a bar…

diane kruger MOMA

… where Diane Kruger knocks them out, hides them in the bathroom, and makes a chopped salad out of their outfits. So the joke, basically, turns out to be on her.

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