Fugger: Diane Kruger

What the Fug: Diane Kruger in Giambattista Valli


Well, we’ve always known she’s balls-out experimental.

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But this looks like she’s wearing a Kleenex box cover that somebody designed as a wedding shower gag gift.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Chanel Show


This one is quite a spectrum.

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Fugs and Fabs: An Evening Honoring Valentino


Keira Knightley was SO excited to have accepted a role in Hamilton, until she learned too late that it’s actually about young Melanie Hamilton’s escapades before she married her cousin Ashley Wilkes. Like the time she read a bunch, and smiled, and gave thoughtful presents to people. Oh, and that crazy day she moved all the curios from one cupboard to the other. You should have seen Ashley’s face when he noticed! TOTAL flicker of marginal awareness.

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National Fugsure Book of Fug: Diane Kruger in Chanel


Here’s a joke for you: A wood nymph, a school marm, and a ballet student walk into a bar…

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… where Diane Kruger knocks them out, hides them in the bathroom, and makes a chopped salad out of their outfits. So the joke, basically, turns out to be on her.

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Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger in Monique Lhuillier


Jared Leto has thrown down the photobomb gauntlet.

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National Fugsure: Diane Kruger in Monique Lhuillier


So, first: As far as Diane’s hair color goes, she told a whole story about how she accidentally dyed it brown and has been trying to get it back slowly (although, oddly, it looks redder again here than it did last weekend). So just in case you thought Diane Kruger had everything in lock, it turns out she too is at the inconsistent mercies of drugstore dye.

That doesn’t explain the dress, unfortunately:

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It’s a sartorial garbage plate: sheer overlay, a giant torso fold, boring (if attractively shaped) black shoes, no bracelet, very daytime-y lipstick for such a dramatic evening gown, all thrown together in one dish and nuked until warm. And just like with actual garbage plates, there may be some regrets, a little groaning, and a desire to curl up in bed for three days and forget.

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Mostly Well Played, Diane Kruger (w. an assist from Pacey)


So I probably could have given you merely one of these photos, but I just…kept downloading them. I guess I really wanted you guys to see these two being cute together. So sue me. Their collective power may have also made me accept a sheer. I don’t even know who I am anymore.

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