What can I say? I rolled my eyes extremely hard at this one. In fairness, the aesthetic of the runway show itself was Nips Aplenty, but… other people managed to resist the allure. It CAN be done. Unless you are in their runway employ; then you’re stuck:

Sigh. It could be a long summer o’ sheers.

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