Fugger: Dakota Johnson

Well Played, Dakota Johnson


This isn’t going to set the world on fire with how amazing it is, or anything. But nor is it going to cause us to run, screaming, from the screen as if our hair is on fire:

Dakota Johnson Attends 'El Hormiguero' Tv Show

Sometimes, that’s enough.

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Fifty Shades of Fug: Dakota Johnson


Look, I get that it’s HOT:

Dakota Johnson Steps Out In Barcelona

But the rest of us are managing not to wear our nightgowns in public. (Cute hair, though.)

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Metallics


Anne Hathaway just might be the Droid I’m looking for, except I don’t want to end that sentence on the preposition, so I’m still typing.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Chanel Resort Show


Well. This is all over the place. As usual.

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Casual Fuggerday: The Dior Front Row


In which Lorde is everyone who’s ever been cold.

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Oscars Well Played: Dakota Johnson in Saint Laurent


For those who’ve been impatient with Dakota leaving her hair down on all the red carpets, this may please you:

dakota johnson oscars 2015 academy awards

The entire ensemble pleases me. It’s very Naomi Watts to me, actually — really sexy but really simple, with the confidence of knowing its little touches are just enough. And while I doubt she actually wants people to FORGET about Fifty Shades, given the glowing reviews for her performance in it, the gown also underlines that she’s more than just an eight-hundred-sexual-trick pony. In other words, she certainly ought to be a bona fide movie star, and the Oscars are a good place to dress like one.

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