I wonder if Dakota and her stylist only veered off the sheer path to be equally thematic for Valentine’s Day (well, almost; this happened last night, but it counts). But it IS a relief not to look at her and worry about whether her genitalia are sufficiently wrapped up and wrangled. I just needed a break from labial stress. This is truly the greatest gift of all on this day of love.

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