Fugger: Cate Blanchett

Well Played (With Minor Scrolldown Fug): Cate Blanchett in Roksanda

If anyone out there doubts that spring is coming, just look at this picture. You can practically feel the warmer, flower-scented air on your face.

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And then. I’m not sure what the stain is on the front, but that’s actually not the reason for the scrolldown. I just…  those shoes are SUCH a thud. Cate, you had the ball on first and goal, and you PUNTED. Those heavy black pumps have no relation to the rest of the outfit, for me. It’s like realizing at the last second that you forgot to finish the last sentence of your term paper, and then just randomly adding a word at the end that doesn’t totally fructose.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Cinderella Premiere

Cate is in custom Celine, and my question is, do you really need to go to all the trouble for a sweatshirt and a long black skirt?

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Oscars Well Played: Cate Blanchett in John Galliano for Maison Margiela


*As I wrote this, I literally thought, “Jessica. DO NOT FORGET TO GO BACK IN AND WRITE YOUR INTRO.” Here we are, ladies and gentleman. I shall fire myself presently. Anyway. I liked this!

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Well Played, Cate Blanchett and Lily James at the Cinderella Premiere

Cate Blanchett is a divine creature and this dress — Givenchy — is SPECTACULAR. One of the best of the year, I’ll wager.

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Fug or Fab: Cate Blanchett in Alexander McQueen

I am not sure this is what I would call “outside clothing.”

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It’s DEFINITELY something she might wear while swanning around her house. Probably in heeled marabou slippers, as she liberally powders herself and nibbles on pate smeared onto toast triangles before SCREECHING at the maid to PLEASE scrape the rubbishy garnish off the top because WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY and then trying to figure out if she can put vodka in her perfume spritzer to make alcoholic mist.

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Well Played, Cate Blanchett in Giambattista Valli

Well, this is refreshing:

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Giambattista Valli is REALLY into the Fabulous Skirt With Everyday Top right now — as we also saw on Lena Dunham’s Emmy dress. (I am imagining Lena Dunham reading this on her phone right now and saying, “it’s VERY UNFAIR to compare ANYONE to Cate Blanchett” and I do agree. I also had a dream last night, by the way, that Lena Dunham and I were shopping for school supplies together and we bought the cutest notebooks, you guys.) This particular iteration is glorious, both in general and on her specifically. I want this woman to sweep past me holding a cocktail and being glamorous. I will be happy to stand in her wake.

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