Fugger: Cate Blanchett

Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport


As we head into Vacation Time, it seems wise to revisit the carry-on bags and airplane cardigans of a variety of celebrities, no?

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WTF: Cate Blanchett in Louis Vuitton


I love the bob on her.

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I am not as certain about the dress, which I assume was inspired by a dream the designer had about bees. The black patches being so high make it look like her boobs live in her collarbone.

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Oscars Well Played, Cate Blanchett in Armani Prive


Cate was the person whose look I was most interested to see last night at the Oscars — even when I don’t like what she’s wearing, it’s never boring. That said, I loved this. WHAT A RELIEF.

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Well Played: Cate Blanchett in Versace at the Costume Designers Guild Awards


This is so perfect and cool on her, it’s almost unfair to anyone else in the room.

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I don’t know if the neckpiece is part of the neckline, or a brilliant add-on, but it is the perfect piece of flair for that slithery, slickery black gown. Insert all the usuals about how I am clearly not living my best life and need to liquefy all her movies and then drink them in a smoothie with lots of kale and a few tears from an innocent.

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BAFTAs Well Played, Cate Blanchett in Alexander McQueen


Dear Cate Blanchett,

Why are you so perfect a person? And how can I sign up to learn your ways? Is there a Learning Annex class, or…????

Much love,

Jessica

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Cate Blanchett in Givenchy


You know how in True Blood, some of the vampires could “glamour” people as a form of mind control? I’ve decided that’s what Cate is doing here with this facial expression. I refuse to take the bait.

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Blue Fugmine: Cate Blanchett in Erdem at the W Magazine Party


In fairness to The Blanche, she had already been to an event in this outfit — a Q&A about Carol — and that may account for why her makeup seems a little bit like she was just caught heaving a large sigh.

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However, it’s not like she wore great makeup to the other event and it just wore off; she looks basically the same. And of course, she willingly wore the gown, which to me is like a bastard hybrid of a boxy Balmain and a baroque Valentino and something a child designed with a spirograph. Carte Blanchett needs TENDING, Cate. Like a garden. You have to water it and mix in some special sauce to get the flowers to grow bigger than your neighbors’. Maybe hers got surprised by a sudden frost.

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