“Oh my god, y’all, I don’t know if you follow me on Instagram, but if you did than you saw this thing that happened to me:
My bod looks amazing in this old neoprene bikini from Body Glove that I found rattling around the back of the closet and decided to wear because the late 80s are super back and I look like maybe I was once in a Whitesnake video in it, but y’all: Since when does my face look like that? CAN YOU WAKE UP WITH A DIFFERENT FACE? Because the answer according to Women’s Health seems to be YES.
PS: Don’t ask me about Jessica Biel.