Fugger: Alessandra Ambrosio

Fugs and Fabs: Coachella, Weekend One

Prepare yourself for denim short shorts, an avalanche of flowered crowns, a preponderance of fringe, and one UNHOLY ALLIANCE. I miss Vanessa Hudgens.

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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Other Ladies in Red

We already covered Rosamund Pike, and Dakota Johnson, and Behati (and David Oyelowo!), but other people wore red, too. LET’S JUDGE THEM. Er, you know. Nicely.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, INF]


Golden Globes Naked Carpet: Alessandra Ambrosio

Well, there’s always one.

Alessandra Ambrosio Golden Globes

But what’s truly remarkable about this is, there appears to be a pair of panties underneath the visible granny-shapewear. She double-bagged her bingo parlor. Repeat: In a dress where ALMOST ALL OF THE REST OF HER IS FREELY VISIBLE, she went the extra layer on one very special part. Frankly, I find it tremendous. How bad do we think it looked WITHOUT the panties? For the first time ever, was a Get-A-Grip Friend back in her hotel suite saying, “Actually you should take OFF the panties?”

[Photo: Splash]


WTF: Alessandra Ambrosio

I keep accidentally publishing posts with “words” as actual placeholders this week, but don’t worry. This time when I say WORDS, I mean it in the pure GFY slang sense: I am totally out of them and this is crazy.

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Fugs and Fabs: Attendees of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Is it a law that you can’t show up to this thing dressed very normally? Taylor Swift probably almost got herself arrested for being so comparatively sane.

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Fugs and Fabs: Halloween, Part 2

(In case you missed Part One, you can find it here.) Everyone brought out the big Halloween guns this weekend, from Katy Perry to Rihanna to, as always, Heidi Klum. As usual, half the time I can’t figure out who people are dressed as, so let’s gather around as a village and try to figure some of these out. Hope your Halloween was spectacular.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]