Calzedomania is a company that makes hosiery, basically, along with swim and beach clothes, and so it decided to have a party in Milan to celebrate… well, it’s right there in the title. LEGS. But the turnout was small. ZZ Top didn’t even show up! How can you call it a Legs Celebration without them?!? It’s a crime.

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