This particular day at Paris Fashion Week was, per Alessandra’s Instagram, sponsored by Brahma, a big Brazilian beer brand, hence her branded top. I have one primary thought, which is that they must have paid her BIG MONEY for this, and, honestly, good for her: A model’s career is generally a finite one, so make that money while you can! My second thought, which is almost as pressing, is that I would have paid some of that aforementioned big money to have been in the room when someone pitched wearing a soccer jersey with a bottom that I can only describe as…underpants with a cape? Look, did they get the press coverage from this combo? WHY HERE WE ARE.

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