I need to be clear: I do not think Kim looks bad. I think Kim looks great! However: When I first saw these pics of her, I thought she was J.Lo. Then when I realized it wasn’t La Lopez, I thought this person was just some random hot TikTok star. Her face looks like Kim once you look at it, so I think it’s the…hair color? I dunno. Also: Paris Hilton is there, Henry Golding models a turtleneck, Jacob Elordi wears a very 70s collar, Andrew Garfield wears a GIANT coat and I accidentally first labeled him as “Andrew McCarthy,” and some other dudes show up.

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