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Not So Casual Fuggerday: Joanna Krupa


I tend to ignore Joanna Krupa because I just cannot deal with Real Housewives of Miami. It is the worst of the Housewives franchise — although I also quit New Jersey last season — and I have no interest in her. (Now, if you want to talk about RHoBH, sit down here next to me and we will CHAT. I have so many thoughts, including that Lisa would have to basically murder someone for me to turn against her. TEAM LISA. I also can’t wait for RHoNY. The promo has a reaction shot from Aviva’s prosthetic leg!) That being said, some things cannot be ignored:

And I guess those things are her boobs.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebrities at Paris Fashion Week, Part I


Or, perhaps more accurately, “Celebrities at Paris Fashion Week So Far.” Although surely they’re all winging their ways back to Los Angeles for the Oscars this weekend, right? If a celebrity doesn’t attend an Oscar party, does that celebrity actually even exist?

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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We Found Love in a Hopeless Fug


I’ve decided that, sometime around the Grammys, Rihanna turned to someone (a stylist, a friend, Drake), and was all like, “I’m really into ROBES right now,” and that person just nodded and ate another Dorito.

I have spent a great portion of the Dorito-eating time of this day, in fact, trying to figure out what this is. I thought she had a bra-top on, and then I remembered that is just her tattoo — I am kind of secretly amused by a tattoo that fools judgmental bloggers into thinking you’re wearing more undergarments than you are; it’s totally practical in that sense. So I think we’ve got, from head to toe: wig, parka, leather trench, wrap skirt, great shoes? Now is the moment where you do the opposite of Coco Chanel and put just one more thing on (a shirt) and we are in hot sexy business. So close!

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The Grand Budafug Hotel


She’s adorable, which means she can almost pull this off:

The operative word being “almost.” This is still the cutest frock on the sale rack at Dorothy Zbornak’s House of Tunics, and I’d like to have those proportions brought up on charges. The crime? Aggravated mayhem.

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Orange is the New Fug


Taryn Manning looks about as thrilled to be wearing this outfit as I am that it exists:

I just can’t with a shorts set. The very nature of cutesy shorts and a matching top just reminds me of the short pajama sets of my youth and while those were the bomb — great for sitting around and eating Cheerios while watching Scooby Do — they don’t, shall we say, translate very adeptly to the needs of an adult woman’s closet.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Milan Fashion Week


Not as many celebs came to Milan as they did New York or London — I suspect more celebrities just happen to live in New York and London to begin with — but Paris kicks off today and I suspect there will be one last gasp of A-listers before everyone has to turn around and pop back here for the Oscars. I am tired just thinking about it, but I’m sure first class travel helps.

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