Fug File: Fugs

Fugage Mutant Ninja Fuggles: Bella Thorne

I’m sure this is supposed to look whimsical, considering the occasion.

Bella Thorne  TMNT premiere

Instead she looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Rock Groupie. Whose shoes I actually kind of like, but who should not have looked to Rock of Ages for fashion tips.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Casual Fuggerday: Chloe Grace Moretz

The other day, there was a general interest in more of Chloe Grace Moretz’s brother, Trevor, who I like to call Trevor Grace Moretz.

Mission accomplished. He even has a kicky man bag. Thank you, Trevor Grace Moretz, for having accessories that made this even a sliver less frivolous.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]


Casual Fuggerday: Amber Rose

Oh, Pharrell’s Hat.

Amber Rose Pharrell Hat

LOOK WHAT YOU HATH WROUGHT. I hope you’re happy.


Casual Footwear Fuggerday: Reese Witherspoon and Julia Roberts

Fug Nation, I am not ready.

Reese Witherspoon

And I may NEVER be ready for those shoes to come back. She looks like she stuffed her feet into two small envelopes.

The next photo comes at the request of someone in Fug Nation, who saw Julia Roberts on The Tonight Show and grieved for her feet.

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Lohanly Lohan’d: Lindsay Lohan

Just in case you wondered what Lindsay is up to since Lindsay, the answer is, still dressing as if she doesn’t like herself very much.

Hey, at least the nipple in this photo isn’t hers, right?

[Photo: AKM-GSI]


Fugxie Lott

Wikipedia reminds me that Pixie here is a very young British singer-songwriter.

Pixie Lott

It does not yet say that she is starring as Regina George in Mean Girls On Ice, but I assume it’ll be added shortly.

(If you must know, I spent far too long coming up with punny show names that would’ve involved Katie Price, and failed abominably. My choices were Vanilla Price, Price Castles, and of course, Subtle Treasures: The Katie Price Story. But Regina George won because more people know who she is — which is how she’d like it, on both counts.)

[Photo: Splash]