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Fug or Fab: Jenna Dewan Tatum


She was on with Kathie Lee and Hoda yesterday — I only ever watch Today when I am in New York, but I do enjoy it, especially those two (although I cannot abide The Lauer anymore) — and she is SO PRETTY and also so charming:

Jenna Dewan arrives for her Today Show appearance

I should not like this, I fear — it rather looks as if it is growing on her — but I DO. I fully admit that she might just be selling it to me. I’m susceptible to adept salesmanship. I have purchased items off QVC. (I’m not the only one, right? Please tell me about the crazy stuff you’ve bought in the middle of the night.)

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Six


After today, we have but one show remaining, and then it will be back to business as usual around these parts — in other words, I’ll be back to being a hermit-like person Hoovering Cheez-Its on my sofa and staring out the window at my neighbors, rather than lurking around celebrities at Fashion Week. Yesterday, we eyeballed:

There is SO MUCH MORE for you in the slideshow, though. MORE!

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High Fugshion: DKNY Spring/Summer 2015


DKNY is Donna Karan’s groovy street-style wing, and she actually has taken to peppering regular New Yorkers in with the models on the runway. I can never really spot them except for the fact that their friends whoop it up as soon as they get out there, and of course, I don’t remember what they looked like, so… I’m really not helpful to you right now. I’m sorry. Let’s just look at all the bright stripes and things.

This is just a sampling of the collection — if you want to view the whole thing, visit The Cut.

[Photos: DKNY]

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Fashion Rocks Fug Carpet: Garcelle Beauvais


This is either a really misguided outfit…

Garcelle Beauvais

… or the world’s most elaborate spinal alignment gizmo. If it’s the latter, I have to applaud the medical community for finding a way to work in gold sparkly pants. It’s high time lifesaving devices got a makeover. Just imagine how gorgeous it will be when Apple debuts its iRon Lung in 2024.

[Photo: Splash]

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Fashion Rocks Fug Carpet: Rita Ora in Stephane Rolland


This looks like an unfinished prototype for a Disney villain. She’s called Weeping Beauty, and she’s a hybrid of Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, and the Black Swan. It’s set inside a girl’s wig closet as she has an existential crisis about why her bangs look like a child sawed through them with a spoon. It’s going to be epic. Angelina Jolie is composing the score.

[Photos: Splash]

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Fashion Rocks Fug Carpet: Jennifer Lopez in Versace


“HOLA LOVERS. We must talk. Sometimes we learn to live with less, lovers. Times are difficult. I am trying to live without as much sex with that guy whose name I could not ever remember so I just called him Beau, and I must learn to be not so selfless. I give and give and give, lovers, so that you can live and live and live, but sometimes I cannot let you have all of me. And so you will only have East Leg City today. The party is over and Leonardo DiCaprio is bleeding and West Leg is closed. Because sometimes, lovers, I think that you can only cope with half of a Lopez. You can have my metal necktie and my peek of labia and my shoulders that are sculpted from stone and hope, but the buffet is not All You Can Eat tonight. You will devour The Lop and I will keep the Ez for when I need it most. Thank you for understanding, lovers, although shh, you did not have a choice. The Lop owns you.”

[Photos: Splash]

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