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Your Afternoon Man: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau


Perhaps you are a fan of his work in Game of Thrones. Perhaps you enjoy Danish men. Perhaps both. Most likely you are NOT a devotee of The Other Woman, but, like me, you might have watched it on a plane and thought, “Wow, why does Leslie Mann’s voice sound 67 percent more babyish right now? This movie makes me want to scream. Nicki Minaj isn’t terrible, though. But why is a movie ostensibly about women banding together so obnoxious and grating, and leaving me only thinking about how charming the DUDES are? Fail.”

Or maybe you’ve never heard of him. Either way, here is Nikolaj:

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau attends 'A Secon Chance' photocall during 62nd San Sebastian Intertantional Film Festival at the Kuraal Palace in San Sebastian, Spain

And, like Uncle Sam before him, he wants YOU.

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Fugs and Fabs: #TGIT Event, Part One


So I guess people are hashtagging event titles now? #whatever.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Splash]

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Fug or Fab: Ginnifer Goodwin in Marni


I guess it’s appropriate, given that this is a premiere event for Once Upon a Time, that she looks a bit like she’s wearing an updated version of the old school Mickey Mouse Club uniforms.

'Once Upon A Time' Season 4 Premiere

The truth is, I actually really like this sort of 50s-retro look on her, now that I’ve had some time to sit with it, although it’s also possible that, “now that I’ve really reflected on what you’re wearing, Ginnifer, I approve,” is not entirely the look she was going for.  It’s probably better to have an immediate, “I LOVE IT” rather than, “….can I get back to you?” but at least I didn’t come back with, “now that I’ve thought about it, I HATE IT GET OUT.”

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WTF: Gabi Grecko at the Brownlow Medal


Remember Fug Favorite Brynne Edelsten? You NEED to look at her archives if not, and even if so, because they are spectacular. You may also remember that her wedding to Aussie “entrepreneur” Geoffrey Edelsten cost MILLIONS and involved a DVD narrated by Jason “Costanza” Alexander? ANYWAY. Apparently Brynne and Geoffrey are dunzo (he allegedly stepped out on her with a woman who found him on a website for, and I quote, “sugar daddies,” so that’s subtle; love is apparently dead, and also so is his fortune), and this is his new bride-to-be, NOT the same one who broke up what was surely the greatest love of our time, and who designed this look herself:

2014 Brownlow Medal

Apparently, he has a type. And that type is SPARKLY CRACKPOT.*

*Now with Extra Lady Gaga!

[Photo: Getty]

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iFugRadio: Ariana Grande in Misha Collection


This is yet more from the Generic Musical Person bargain bin.

Ariana Grande

It’s amazing that we’ve come to a point where a lacy body-stocking with hideous underpatches is run-of-the-mill, but here we are, square atop Mount See-Through. The view is depressing. Pass the scotch.

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What the Fug: Hilary Duff in Anthony Vaccarello at iHeartRadio


I read an interview where Hilary said she’s writing songs again and trying to record another album.

Hilary Duff

You can tell by her outfit: pancaked sideboob, elements of tube-top, slashes of silver ruffles like a disco homicide, and an ineffectual modesty flap. It’s a Starlet-Songbird Souffle, and child, it’s falling.

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