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Royals Round-Up, October 2nd, 2015

I am pleased to inform you that this post has A LOT of Prince Harry — in uniform! In a suit! Wearing a backpack! With children! Near sheep! (There are also other people.)

If you missed it, Wills and Kate and Harry went to the rugby this past weekend, and there was A LOT of canoodling and sportsfaces, if you’re into that kind of thing. Which you SHOULD BE.


– Wills is still out flying his helicopter for the Air Ambulance folks. (BBC)

– Harry SWEARS he’s not ready to settle down yet. (Vanity Fair)

– Also, you probably want to watch him photobomb this dude:

Prince Carl Philip and Sofia have moved into their palace, which seems VERY close to the street. What about gawkers?! (Hello!)

– Speaking of, she wore a very cute coat this week. (Royalista)

– Speaking of THAT, I particularly enjoyed What Kate Wore’s look at the new McQueens for this fall (scroll down.)

– This is a fascinating piece about Queen Marie of Romania’s sapphire at The Court Jeweller.

– Over at People, QE2 gives a pony a Polo mint. (Say that five times fast.)

– Max and Wax also met the Obamas, and Michelle’s dress IS SO GOOD:

– And Crown Princess Mary was ALSO in New York this week:


Fug and Fab: Drew Barrymore and Toni Collette

These two are in a movie together called Miss You Already about best friends who have to navigate one of their deaths (not a spoiler; apparently the title’s meaning is revealed right away). I believe the intent is to make it Beaches 2.0.

toni collette

It looks MORE like a movie about a buttoned-up corporate type who goes on a retreat in Ojai and finds love and peyote with a young local who makes a LOT of revelatory teas, plays in a local harp circle, and weaves her feelings. It’s the kind of movie where Toni would be expected to realize she has to give up her wardrobe for a simpler life, but in my hands, she would keep the clothes because there is NO reason to give up a groovy dress. Not even if your partner thinks it’s hurting her aura. (For the record: The compliment here is that I think Toni looks fabulous and Drew looks… like Drew, if she ran a Joni Mitchell cover band called Paradise Paved.)

[Photo: Getty]


This Place About To Fug: Kesha

Shh. Be still.


One of the Von Trapp children wishes to say goodnight to you. From her cult.

[Photo: Getty]


Obviously: Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Visits "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon"

And there’s my Easter Sunday dress sorted! ALREADY!

[Photo: Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: Jada Pinkett Smith

She’s been ALL OVER Paris Fashion Week, and I have to wonder what she’s selling. (Generally, celebs don’t go to THIS many shows out of a pure love of fashion, just because running all over town and changing four times a day is exhausting.) Perhaps just herself; she doesn’t have anything on the docket right now, that IMDb is aware of. After having left Gotham (on which she was easily my favorite part) and getting such good notices for Magic Mike XXL, maybe she and Team Pinkett Smith have decided the time has come to go full-throttle with her press. There are worse ways.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Fug Men: Christina Hendricks

Okay. In fairness, I wouldn’t know what to wear to an opening night party for a Restoration Hardware, either. (That is literally what this event is.)

Restoration Hardware Celebrates The Opening Of RH Chicago - The Gallery At The Three Arts Club

But going full Newsies is bold.


Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the New York City Ballet Fall Gala

We already discussed SJP; now let’s eyeball everyone else.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]