21She’s adorable, which means she can almost pull this off:
The operative word being “almost.” This is still the cutest frock on the sale rack at Dorothy Zbornak’s House of Tunics, and I’d like to have those proportions brought up on charges. The crime? Aggravated mayhem.
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29Taryn Manning looks about as thrilled to be wearing this outfit as I am that it exists:
I just can’t with a shorts set. The very nature of cutesy shorts and a matching top just reminds me of the short pajama sets of my youth and while those were the bomb — great for sitting around and eating Cheerios while watching Scooby Do — they don’t, shall we say, translate very adeptly to the needs of an adult woman’s closet.
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33Not as many celebs came to Milan as they did New York or London — I suspect more celebrities just happen to live in New York and London to begin with — but Paris kicks off today and I suspect there will be one last gasp of A-listers before everyone has to turn around and pop back here for the Oscars. I am tired just thinking about it, but I’m sure first class travel helps.
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27I feel like…look, when BOTH halves of your dress look like they’ve been fashioned out of items found in your hotel room — the curtains! The bedsheets! — then something has gone awry:
Maybe that something is your luggage, in which case I’ll allow this. Otherwise? Not so much.
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25“HOLA LOVERS.”
“Do you like my Lopezball diamond? Come run my bases. PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT.”
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We Found Love in a Hopeless Fug
I’ve decided that, sometime around the Grammys, Rihanna turned to someone (a stylist, a friend, Drake), and was all like, “I’m really into ROBES right now,” and that person just nodded and ate another Dorito.
I have spent a great portion of the Dorito-eating time of this day, in fact, trying to figure out what this is. I thought she had a bra-top on, and then I remembered that is just her tattoo — I am kind of secretly amused by a tattoo that fools judgmental bloggers into thinking you’re wearing more undergarments than you are; it’s totally practical in that sense. So I think we’ve got, from head to toe: wig, parka, leather trench, wrap skirt, great shoes? Now is the moment where you do the opposite of Coco Chanel and put just one more thing on (a shirt) and we are in hot sexy business. So close!
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