Author Archives: Heather

Fugs and Fabs: #TGIT Event, Part One


So I guess people are hashtagging event titles now? #whatever.

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High Fugshion: Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week


This show was extremely subtle. You will never guess the influence. … Well, TECHNICALLY, you might not, because per D&G it was “The Spanish Influence in Sicily Between 1516 and 1713.” Poor 1714 is like, “Um, I’m RIGHT HERE.”

[Photos: Getty, Dolce & Gabbana]

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The Fugqualizer: Chloe Grace Moretz in Dior


This bodice confuses me. It’s a sash running through boobloops, which itself is a word that sounds like a sugar cereal for bachelor parties.

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Fugs and Fabs: Kerry Washington


I hope she enjoyed her maternity leave, because Kerry is pounding the heck out of the pavement right now.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame-Flynet]

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at iHeartRadio


We talked about Hilary Duff’s comeback already, but you can ALSO tell Fergie means business by the fact that she’s using shoes as pants. You need a better poker face, Ferg.

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iFugRadio: Ariana Grande in Misha Collection


This is yet more from the Generic Musical Person bargain bin.

Ariana Grande

It’s amazing that we’ve come to a point where a lacy body-stocking with hideous underpatches is run-of-the-mill, but here we are, square atop Mount See-Through. The view is depressing. Pass the scotch.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

 

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