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Emmys Well Played: Viola Davis

This didn’t photograph quite as well as I wanted it to, but on the telecast she looked dreamy as hell.

Viola Davis

I’m going to be really disappointed if her show, How To Get Away With Murder, doesn’t involve a lot of scenes in which she turns to someone and intones, “Muuuuuuurder.” Maybe that’s not the most well-written television, but it would make me clap with glee, just as I am doing about her sexpot bodice and  the fact that she’s flashing some cleav while also ably wrangling it. I’d say she’s killing it, but I think we’ve had enough homicide for one post.

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Emmys Fug Carpet: Julianne Hough

I just realized something.

Julianne Hough

You can’t spell “Hough” without “ugh,” and it’s rarely felt so apt.

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Emmy Awards Fug or Fab: Camila Alves in Zuhair Murad, and Matthew McConaughey

I am not sure why Camila Alves refused to say ‘Zuhair Murad” on E!; she instead whispered it to Matthew, who was like, “Zoohink?” and then their handler came to their rescue. Very strange. I would expect nothing less.

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves


I actually think she looks beautiful in that, and as tired as I am of dresses that look like someone taped all over a person’s body, it’s a particularly exquisite execution of one from the label that LOVES to make J.Lo look naked. HOWEVER: I think being able to see the mini-skirt underneath it spoils the look and draws the eye STRAIGHT to her crotch. All right, all right, all wrong.

Matthew’s suit just makes me laugh. I love him for trying, but he really does look like a bruise. I’ve decided he did it for bromantical reasons’

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Emmys Meh Carpet: Lucy Liu in Zac Posen

Oh, my dear Watson.

Lucy Liu

PLEASE don’t be as bored of yourself as this dress indicates. I don’t have Liu Fatigue. There’s so much more to do. Please just, like, go eat a wild mushroom or something before going shopping for the next event, so that we get more sartorial gardening and less naptime.

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Emmy Awards Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani

I really liked this when she stopped by E!, but now that I’m seeing it from different angles, I’m questioning everything I thought was true.

Is this good?

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Emmys Fug or Fab: Julianna Margulies in Narciso Rodriguez

I am thrilled that she won, and if you think this slideshow doesn’t have photos of her husband in it, you don’t know GFY very well. But before we debate the main event, I just wanted you to break off a piece of the marvel that is Cloris Leachman looking like she just shuffled over from watching Diagnosis Murder reruns on Hallmark.

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