She is so cute, but that thing looks like an infomercial wherein they throw all manner of things at a ball gown and are about to prove it can wipe clean with a sponge.
This is for all you Carrie Diaries fans out there:
Her head looks as good as it ever has, but the rest of it is too strong for her.
I wish it were a better-fitted minidress, or something. This is a pretty youthful print being turned into a dated-looking dress. I feel like she’s about to invite us all to a lemonade social where we can watch the moon landing, and the thing is, I actually might go, but I will not eat her ambrosia salad. I just won’t.
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The puzzle theme here made me unaccountably happy.
I just love a jigsaw — this kind, not the kind people use to build things, or torture people in horrible movies, although one of those is probably fun too as long as it’s not being used unkindly. Be pleasant with your hardware, people.
In his preview of the show in which this dress appeared, OdlR referred to this as “dot-calm,” and I liked that pun. I also still feel that it’s apt: this is the most relaxing exhale on a warm spring day, the kind where you’re pretty sure that no matter how awful your deadline is, or how deep your facial furrows, or how much everything is making you stressed-out and hungry and frustrated and frizzy and insane, everything is going to work out just fine, so your horoscope can pretty much SHOVE IT.