Author Archives: Heather

Fug or Fab: Anne Hathaway in Richard Nicoll


I have no idea what Anne Hathaway’s style is. Sometimes that’s fine; people don’t ever have to be just one thing, certainly. But she is all over the place, to me – if we were tracking her wardrobe’s movement on a map with string and thumbtacks, it’d look like a tightly woven blanket – and 90 percent of the time, wherever she lands, she still looks like a tourist.

The more I look at it, the more I dislike it. But I promised a poll. So:

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photos: Getty, Splash]

react:

Fugterstellar: Jessica Chastain in Givenchy


Let’s start with what I DO like: her head. Those earrings and her hair might be my happy place.

[Photos: Getty, Splash]

react:

Fug or Fab: Sienna Miller


I’ve been staring at this dress for twenty minutes and drawling a blank so large she could climb into it and disappear.

Sienna Miller at The International Medical Corps Annual Awards Dinner in LA

I can’t tell if the skirt has a tie on it, or just… a funky fold in front of her left leg, or what, exactly. And the top kind of looks like she started editing the dress WHILE it was on her body, taking one sleeve and tucking it in under her armpit and then fashioning a dickey out of panty hose. She’s certainly SELLING it better than I expected, but its always disconcerting when you’re staring at someone and wondering if the dress is being built on her AS WE SPEAK by an invisible fairy godmother and/or changing midstream due to the actions of her child who just arrived here in a Prius with a flux capacitor in it, and accidentally tap-danced on the space-time continuum.

Give notes:

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

 

react:

Fug Madness Alumna: Aubrey O’Day (With Bonus Katie Price)


Every so often, our former champ rears her head around town.

Aubrey O'Day

For a long time I thought she was going to be the Katie Price of the U.S. I mean, this girl used to dye her dog to match her outfits. But now she’s back to Basic Tacky, and I’m almost disappointed, because at least shooting for full Katie Price would give her a point of view beyond Paris Hilton At A Deep, Deep Discount. Case in point:

get ready

react:

What the Fug: Miley Cyrus


I feel like we’ve been heading toward this for a while, and it’s finally here.

Miley Cyrus wears a Unicorn Onesie and holds a toy unicorn through Sydney Airport

She is officially a Miley Little Pony.

[Photo: Splash]

react:

Fugs and Fabs: Various Paleyfests


We need to discuss Gotham. I’ve seen three of the five episodes, I think, and I can’t say I particularly enjoy it. But Jada seems to be having fun? My primary objection is that, at its heart, it’s exhausting to watch a show about how Jim Gordon will turn out to be a totally ineffectual detective because Gotham is so jacked up on crime — with villains that, per this show, have been around in various forms for like twenty years — that a man actually decides to turn into a rubberized bat to fix it. So that makes it hard to watch. It’s like Ziggy: The Show. We know Jim Gordon will never truly win.

[Photos: Splash]

react: