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Well Played: Lady Gaga on “American Horror Story: Hotel”


The captions all say this is Gaga on the set. My first thought was, “Yeah, but is she in costume, or is that just how she showed up?” Because either seems true.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the “She’s Funny That Way” Premiere


AWESOME: This had been up for two and a half hours before I realized I forgot to write an intro. Well, what could I have said that’s better than WORDS anyway?

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Fugma: Mischa Barton


Could a celebrity in need of some SERIOUS fashion juice entice a stylist to give freebie services by claiming it’s a charitable donation, and thus, a tax write-off?

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Asking for a friend.

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Grandfug: Saffron Burrows


First she hit up the napkin drawer

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… and now it’s someone’s cache of intimates. I know the movie is CALLED Grandma, but is there NO place in granny’s house that’ s sacred?

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Fugs and Fabs: Some Samsung Party Or Whatever


Chrissy Teigen just did an ad for both Samsung phones, or the phone and the tablet or whatever they are (it’s weird – it’s supposed to be her talking about how great the Note and the Edge 6 are, but the ad makes it look like she decides one is better than the other, which doesn’t seem helpful; don’t you want her to make people think they need both?). Everyone else at this party presumably hoped there would be one in the gift bag.

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Fine or Fab: Mena Suvari


I don’t have a designer credit on this yet, but I wish I did, because from the front I LOVE it.

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That color is so divine, especially with her dramatic dark hair right now. It’s all elegant but still fun, and even though her lip is too pink for me with the outfit beneath it, this might be the first time something Mena Suvari has worn actually sticks with me long-term. Right now I couldn’t name a single thing without cheating and looking in her archive; hereafter, I can at least get all flappy and say, “Oh! The red dress! From the Aniston premiere! She even wore good shoes!” Thank you, Mena, for enabling my flappyness.

HOWEVER, there is one nit I am picking:

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