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Not So Casual Fuggerday: Rose McGowan


It would seem Hugh Hefner is diversifying. Rather than JUST the high-end Playboy Mansion…

Rose McGowan, Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants banquet

… he’s branching into the Playboy Split-Level Single-Family Home, the Playboy Shed, and now, the Playboy Sensibly Priced Chain Restaurant With Polite Service and an Enormous Menu, where Rose McGowan would be delighted to bring you some bread and butter and can she interest you in some spinach dip?

Let’s next take a closer look at her hair:

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Fug or Fab: Heidi Klum in Roberto Cavalli


It’s not that I don’t love a nice suit on a lady.

I’m just not sure I think this is a nice suit. It’s all shiny checkerboard patterns with swirls and flowers and at least one rendering of something that’s either a goblet or a very small birdbath. And there’s a thread hanging off the pants, which look really messy and creased… I appreciate Heidi’s efforts not to go Full Klum on us, but there has to be a better way.

Is she in or AUF?

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[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Your Afternoon Man: David Beckham at the Beach


Out of Diet Coke? Too early for Beer O’Clock? ¬†Hungry for the muscular stylings of a guy who clearly loves his kids? We’re here for you.

[Photos: AKM-GSI]

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Well Played: Angie Harmon in Naeem Khan


I wish I had a better picture of this, but at least here we get Further Proof That Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses:

Angie Harmon

I love the color of blue on that dress, and I’m even not mad at the neutral shoes, because they match the small swatches of underlay that we can see. Basically, the idea of slipping into a kicky Naeem Khan confection just to go about my regular business — she wore it on Extra, then changed OUT of it to go on one of the Jimmys, so basically that means this was her B-TEAM dress — is dreamy and decadent to me. I hope I am reincarnated as some kind of mysterious paper-clip heiress, so that I can still be anonymous but also drop by the market for Pop Tarts in something like this.

[Photo: AKM-GSI]

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Unfug or Fab: Jessica Alba


At first I thought I was going to like this a lot. And if we’re talking strictly about her hair, it’s fab, and making mine wilt with unfulfilled purpose.

Jessica Alba

But then I got this proper look at the outfit, and that bustier might as well be made out of old shoulder pads. And then I decided the shoes with the giant safety pin aren’t my thing (although at least they’re WHIMSICAL, which yesterday’s Mary Janes on Steroids were not). I like the clutch, but it looks discordant here, and I LOVE the blazer, but the proportions seem wonkus. I want to liberate it and the skirt and try again. Even a simple tank top would suffice — maybe a white one with some funky necklaces, to go with the blazer and jeans, or with the skirt on its own. ¬†Basically, a lot of this needs a new context. I keep thinking of Martin Short in Father of the Bride saying, “I love it. We’ll change it all.” WWFD, y’all: What would Franck do?

OH BUT WAIT: At the last minute, I found a second bustier that she wore later this day:

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Fug or Fab the Cover: Kristen Stewart, Elle Magazine, September 2014


There are probably ten or twenty possibly symbolic interpretations for the chains around Kristen’s neck here, but I like to think — since they are Chanel padlocks — that it symbolizes that she feels stuck with that Chanel campaign and plans to make the most of it by wearing the WEIRDEST that she can find. Let’s hope.

[Photos: Elle]

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