Author Archives: Heather

Fugs and Fabs: Valentino Sala Bianca Event

Katie Holmes may need a new stylist. She needs to get people excited about her again, and the stuff she’s wearing lately — even when it’s fine — is not making that happen. At all.

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Fug the Kardashian: Kim

I accidentally published this post blank — just the photo, not even a WORDS in sight — and that seems incredibly meta and apt, doesn’t it?

Kim Kardashian ACRIA Holiday Dinner

I mean, this is so, “Twentieth verse, same as the first.” We’ve been here, done that, bought a t-shirt we didn’t really want, and left an unpleasant one-star Yelp review that also complained about the poor quality of the t-shirt we bought that we didn’t really want.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: The Inherent Vice Premiere

Joanna Newsom here, whom you might know from being married to Andy Samberg, is typically a musician; her jam is the harp. And while her music is not MY jam, her hoodie-gown might be. Because on her, it’s just crazy enough to work.

[Photos: Getty]


What the Fug: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Sunday Times Christmas Party

Well, hell, looks like Marge has been mixing tequila and Listerine again.

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Fugs and Fabs: Various People At Art Basel

I keep forgetting Art Basel happened. Other than the fact that I’ve heard it referred to as Art Boozel, I’m not even sure what it is, exactly, except an excuse for people to go to Miami and write it off on their taxes.

[Photos: Getty, Splash]


Fugs and Fabs: The Cast of Annie

Apparently there have been engagement rumors about Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden — for more than a month now, actually — and she has a big chunky ring on That Finger, and so of course people are abuzz even though I just have the HARDEST time taking any of Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriends seriously.

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