19 photos in galleryAND HERE IT IS. This lot looked so bad that some other bad stuff didn’t even make the cut.
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Oscars 2014: Fug Nation’s Worst-Dressed at the Parties
Mar 6, 2014 AT 10:30 am
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Oscars 2014: Fug Nation’s Best-Dressed at the Oscar Parties
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Let’s give three cheers to the people who didn’t go to The Main Event (or, who picked a second gown) and gave it as much effort as if they were winning the damn statue themselves.
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Oscars 2014: Fug Nation’s Worst-Dressed of the Ceremony
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And now, the things we deemed the worst of Sunday night’s festivities. There was a surprising lack of GHASTLY stuff on the carpet, and apparently — as you’ll see in about an hour or so — it’s because all the truly hideous outfits had been picked up for the post-parties.
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Oscars 2014: Fug Nation’s Best-Dressed at the Ceremony
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Per usual, we picked these from a collection of things we liked, things you reacted to more positively than we expected, and how much Diet Coke we had consumed at the time we made the list. Etc. All the post-party stuff is coming later, because we believe wearing an outfit on the telecast itself is a much bigger, more public deal, so the highs should be scrutinized harder and the lows should be jeered louder.
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Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Brooklyn Decker
Mar 5, 2014 AT 3:00 pm19
19Another model whose face is doing all the work here.
That jacket is so boxy you could store your knick-knacks in it, the pleats are meh, and the shoes DEAR GOD THE SHOES ARE SO AWFUL. She looks like she dipped her feet in a jar of tahini and then put them in the freezer.
Seriously, that IS the type of thing someone wears if she’s pregnant and really freaked out about people noticing, because sometimes the stuff you do as evasive tactics is more obvious than just wearing what you have. I am not speculating here, because I do not know her life; more commenting that it’s REALLY strange to have on something that unflattering if you AREN’T hiding a uterine secret because then people just call into question your eyeballs.
[Photo: Getty]
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Fug the Show: Dallas recap, season 3, episode 2
Please watch this show, Fug Nation, because it is DISHY. Judith Light snorts blow and drawls a lot! Sue Ellen drinks! People revenge-dance!
I was lamenting the other day the lack of great soaps — and thus, great soaps to parody in the brilliant vein of Tootsie and Soapdish — but Dallas is slinging the heat at night in a way Revenge could only hope to do. Because on Revenge nobody remembers what anyone’s motivations are, or who is blackmailing whom, and why, and what the HELL is even happening (ditto Pretty Little Liars). On Dallas, it’s super clear, and that’s why it works: Cliff Barnes hates the Ewings, no matter what, and lives to make OTHER people hate the Ewings; the Ewings hate Cliff and love winning; Sue Ellen loves alcohol and her son, and her affinity for one increases apace with her disillusionment with the other (just like with JR before him). And all the other allegiance-shifting that happens in between is pretty well plotted, so that you’re never confused, and you can’t be bored because Judith Light does coke and purrs things like, “When morality and money come at each other on a one-way road, morality gets run into the DITCH.” DAMN SKIPPY.
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