Fug File: Teen Choice Awards

Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kerry Washington


This is… unusual.

It’s just so random. It feels like one of those celebrity-drawn collaborations, like, I don’t know, the sketch for a Zooey Deschanel-designed Clinique free-gift pouch, or a doodle that Courtney Love did one day after she stared at the sun for too long and then she auctioned it off for charity. It’s not even that I hate it… I’m just afraid that in three seconds it will become animated and all those mouths will start purring at me.

Is this super cool and I just don't see it?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photo: Getty]

react:

Teen Choice Awards I’m Old Carpet: One Direction


No. 1: Please don’t hate me. I’m so innocuous. I just want to go home.

No. 2: I call this Huck Finn Chic.

No. 3: Am I in this band? Which band is this? Does anyone want to trade?

No. 4: I totally went blond before Bieber could do it. CHECK and MATE.

Harry Styles: My skin is my t-shirt. I’m going rogue, and I am basically f’ing with everybody right now. Get ready, ladies. My second direction is HERE.

[Photo: Getty]

react:

Teen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Crystal Reed


Like Nina’s, this is ALSO a shirt and top. Are we ushering out the era of the jumpsuit, and bringing in coordinated separates? Because I can hang with that; they’re MUCH gentler on the groin. Although this one is not terribly gentle on the eyes.

Laundry list alert: It’s houndstooth that got mauled by an actual hound, the pants look too short, it all seems shrunken on her, and I’m not sure about that ruffle:

Read More

react:

Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Nina Dobrev


I know she’s wearing makeup, but seriously, you can’t make skin like that out of spackle. I think… I need to drink more water. Yes, that’s it. Water. And then also see if putting a brick on my accelerator while the car is in reverse will somehow make the miles come off. Are we sure that didn’t work, Ferris?

Dear diary:

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photo: Getty]

react:

Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fines: The Rest of the Pretty Little Liars


I’ve decided Ashley Benson’s smorgasfug was just an attempt to mute Lucy Hale, who was tapped to host this sucker alongside Darren Criss. Here’s why: a) I can’t explain Ashley’s outfit any other way in words that make sense when strung together; b) I like drama, even when it’s totally imaginary.

[Photos: Getty]

react:

Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab: Hailee Steinfeld


Hailee Steinfeld is one of those celebrities whose clothes I don’t always love, but whose existence I appreciate. I don’t know her personally, obviously, but she comes across as such a smart, sassy young woman — someone who reads interesting books and would give you solid romantic advice and has a lot of independent outside interests. She’s young, but she comes across like a woman who has her shit together, and we need as many of those as we can get.

Regardless of all that, this is:

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photos: Getty]

react: