I will not pull this punch: Anna Camp’s outfit might be the worst thing that has ever happened, and yes, I say that KNOWING we have already looked at what Ashley Benson wore.

She looks like the Big Top at Princess Sparklepony’s Fantasy Twinkle Circus On Ice. And with the netting and the makeup and the bronzer and her hand, she has four different skin tones working right now. She’s human Neapolitan ice cream, with a bonus flavor. That’s too many. I can’t. BE BETTER TO YOURSELF, Anna. You’re a palindrome, for God’s sake.

Oh, and there’s more:

TASSELS. OF COURSE. And hidden sequins. This seriously looks like she bought it at a store called Tasselz. On Planet Unicorn.

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