Fug File: jumpsuit

Very Good Fugs: Maggie Gyllenhaal


Well, at least her lipstick is nice.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, "Very Good Girls" premiere

But the rest of it is, as Jess said, fashion oatmeal: lumpy, bland, unappetizing, and like homework to consume.

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Casual Fuggerday: Jessica Szohr


Good old Vanessa from Brooklyn. At least she seems happy — which she probably IS, now that she’s off Gossip Girl and has been allowed to cut those third-hand extensions out of her hair.

Jessica Szohr at Justin Timberlake concert

However, a cuffed business jumpsuit is nothing to smile about — it almost looks more like an overgrown romper, especially when paired with what looks like a bra from Delia’s, or something. It’s like she manages business affairs for a troupe of clowns. All of whom are leaving her notes on her computer that say, “NAB, girl. XOXO, Gigglebones and Picklez.”

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What the Fug: Nicole Richie


I saw this and said to myself, “Yep, another Hollywood person in a see-through maxi-dress; another collective prayer of thanks for the presence of undergarments.”

Nicole Richie (2)

But… well, I bet you know what’s coming:

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Fugma and Greg: Jenna Elfman


Jenna here is quietly putting together a campaign to have “Noted Kook” added to her name.

Separately, she’d also like to know when you last had an oil change, because she can offer you a GREAT deal.

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Fug or Fab: Anne Hathaway


When I thought this was pants and a top, I wasn’t overly mad at it.

But I believe it has been confirmed as a jumpsuit, and so now I have beefs with it — I think because a shirt CAN blouse at the waist, but a jumpsuit somehow shouldn’t, but that could ALSO be a total crock and I’m resting on my massive bias. ¬†It’s only fair that I acknowledge my prejudices so that we can all begin to heal. And the first step is…

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Fuggy and the Pussycats


It has been a banner week for jumpsuits. First, Greta Gerwig wore that awful Stella McCartney thing, then Margot Robbie was in a red abomination, and now Rosario Dawson has gotten into the game:

It’s pleated AND wrinkled AND overcomplicated AND boring AND strangely fitting AND unhemmed. WHY is she fighting The Pretty so hard? Is The Pretty¬†that argumentative and unpleasant? Help me understand.

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