Fug File: jumpsuit

What The Fug: Kim Kardashian


I’ve decided Kim Kardashian and Kanye are going to take the cultish furor around their coupling and turn it into an actual cult.

It will involve members building her a pedestal out of their own donated money, while she stands atop it, robes flowing, shouting, “Kanye has, like, the best taste.” When we need punishing, she will rip out a chunk of what they built and spend it on high-necked, skin-tight maxi-dresses from Balmain with more embroidery than your grandmother’s living room, or jumpsuits that make her look squat. And the first commandment will be, “Like, no corset should hold that which was given to you, because like, right?” Sometimes Kanye will come over and ask how he’s influenced anybody today, and he will send forty tweets for each person who can’t answer. It’s going to be great.

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Very Good Fugs: Maggie Gyllenhaal


Well, at least her lipstick is nice.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, "Very Good Girls" premiere

But the rest of it is, as Jess said, fashion oatmeal: lumpy, bland, unappetizing, and like homework to consume.

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Casual Fuggerday: Jessica Szohr


Good old Vanessa from Brooklyn. At least she seems happy — which she probably IS, now that she’s off Gossip Girl and has been allowed to cut those third-hand extensions out of her hair.

Jessica Szohr at Justin Timberlake concert

However, a cuffed business jumpsuit is nothing to smile about — it almost looks more like an overgrown romper, especially when paired with what looks like a bra from Delia’s, or something. It’s like she manages business affairs for a troupe of clowns. All of whom are leaving her notes on her computer that say, “NAB, girl. XOXO, Gigglebones and Picklez.”

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What the Fug: Nicole Richie


I saw this and said to myself, “Yep, another Hollywood person in a see-through maxi-dress; another collective prayer of thanks for the presence of undergarments.”

Nicole Richie (2)

But… well, I bet you know what’s coming:

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Fugma and Greg: Jenna Elfman


Jenna here is quietly putting together a campaign to have “Noted Kook” added to her name.

Separately, she’d also like to know when you last had an oil change, because she can offer you a GREAT deal.

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Fug or Fab: Anne Hathaway


When I thought this was pants and a top, I wasn’t overly mad at it.

But I believe it has been confirmed as a jumpsuit, and so now I have beefs with it — I think because a shirt CAN blouse at the waist, but a jumpsuit somehow shouldn’t, but that could ALSO be a total crock and I’m resting on my massive bias.  It’s only fair that I acknowledge my prejudices so that we can all begin to heal. And the first step is…

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