In the negative column, this is one of those jumpsuits that’s a) designed to look like something has been tucked violently into it, possibly to the detriment of her nethers, and b) uses fabrics on the top that photograph fairly inexpensively.

Also, no bracelet. But it’s not ufflattering on her, and… I don’t know, at least she TRIED something slightly… not the same… with her hair? I’m reaching here. Basically, this feels like classic, standard, regular Gwyneth, and while it is DECISIVELY not interesting and I think even she is a little bored of herself, it’s also not offensive. Sigh. Did you ever think you’d miss the day when she wore butt windows? Nor did I, yet here I am.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]