Fug or Fab: Amal Alamuddin Clooney


As regular readers know, I am in the habit of speaking to my laptop as if the person in the photo I am eyeballing can hear me, thanks to the mysteries of the internet. When I saw this, I said — for the first time! You never forget your first time — “OH AMAL.”

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Fug or Fab: Demi Lovato


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Is this Not Terrible, or am I just blinded by the pattern? (In a good way. Not in a OH MY GOD NOW I’M BLIND, THANKS DEMI LOVATO way.)

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Fug 2: Molly Sims


Molly Sims had a baby three months ago, so I suspect this choice has a heavy element in it of, “I’M BACK EVERYONE. DO YOU SEE?”

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And I do. I do see. I see a demonic Rorschach blend of old nylons, an aardvark’s nose, and Satan’s apostrophes, which he is about to reclaim and toss in the wrong place somewhere. Get ready for Game of Throne’s everyone. And get changed, Molly.

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Fuguits: Meghan Markle


Point one: Why bother going to the trouble of a strapless bra, only to have the whole REST of it on display anyway? The whole SHIRT is a window, not just the shoulder strips.

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And point two, her legs couldn’t spare ANY of that fabric to give her chest a fighting chance?

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Fug or Fab: Lindsay Lohan


Okay. I know what I am about to say seems sort of crazy, but you need to remember that I come from a long history of an extreme soft spot for Lohan. Is this kind of charming (if only in how Crazy Old Lady it is)? She’s said she wants to stay in London permanently — is it possible that London is just making Lilo ECCENTRIC? That would be GOOD. You guys, considering what we’re working with, ECCENTRIC IS GOOD!

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Fug the Covers: Kate Hudson and Kerry Washington on Glamour UK, July 2015


The UK edition of Glamour must not be able to see through its own crack haze. Case in point: This is supposedly Kate Hudson.

Kate Hudson: Glamour UK, July 2015

And, yes, elements of Kate Hudson still exist there,but this honestly looks more like they took a photo of Carrie Underwood — or even some random blonde from Central Casting — and then photoshopped Kate’s individual features onto it. That is not her face shape. It’s so strange. The rest of it is okay; I mean, I can at least imagine Kate Hudson wearing that outfit while curling up on a floor pillow and discussing with Goldie Hawn the intricacies of her most recent crane pose. It seems true to her. But the head… I don’t know. The rest is like a Kate Hudson lookalike that you hire to sing “Tiny Dancer” to your friend who looks just like a young Tony Danza (Phoebe Buffay would get that joke), or to work your How To Lose A Guy In Ten Minutes speed-dating party.

Kerry Washington is having the opposite problem, in that she might WISH this did not look like her, but it does:

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