Fug the Show: Reign recap, season 2 episode 4

In exciting Reign news, this episode involved ZERO GRAIN SHENANIGANS and Mary was kind of awesome in it, for once. She also wore a very good dress. Stay tuned for demonic possession (???), a rather bad performance from a guest star, and railings about how Mary’s ladies-in-waiting are basically REALLY REALLY bad at their jobs.

To start: some poor peasant fool gets menaced by three men on horseback who give him the mark of the devil and force him to give up his soul. He later murders his entire family. There is discussion as to whether this is ACTUAL devilish witchcraft or just some dudes stirring up shit for a variety of reasons + craziness. I’d argue that it would turn out to be the work of Hot, Leather-Wearing Conde (who seems to think it is the work of men, in fact) as a way to Something Something Religion, except of course we’ve seen (WE THINK) a nursemaid being possessed by a dead man. Although she could be in on it. Bash, of course, is pretty sure that we’re all about to get sucked into a fiery pit of hell, thanks to all the ghosts he saw when he was recovering from not having the plague by smashing his forehead against a pillar.

Back at the Castle From Which There Is Never a Progression, Francis and Lola’s son is being christened, and Catherine is throwing the party, because she knows she’s the only human in that castle that they NEVER LEAVE who knows how to get a giant butter sculpture made properly. She also looks fairly awesome in this:


There’s a HUGE amount of yammering about who shall be the child’s godparents, all of which bleeds into a variety of high-spirited conversations between Mary (wearing, as you can see, a variety of curtain valances strung together) and Lola (who is wearing a GORGEOUS dress that makes her look like she was spirited in from a party at Downton) regarding (a) Lola’s guilt over nailing Francis and having his baby (b) whether or not Mary is sufficiently angry about matter (a), (c) if Lola ought to move out for reasons of awkwardness and (d) if she does, doesn’t that make her a rather crappy L in W?


The thing is, ALL of these women are TERRIBLE ladies-in-waiting, from what I can see. Mary is ALWAYS traipsing about alone, tossing people into holes full of plague-ridden peasants and making people mad at her, with nary a woman skittering about at the edges of her petticoats, waiting to see if she needs a hanky or something. Eventually, this comes to a head with Lola and Mary, and they really do have it out in a scene that’s well done by both of them, but of course they make up before the end of the hour because there’s a stabbing that needs dealt with.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs, Taylor Swift

Swifty’s new album was out yesterday — I am sure you heard — and I wonder if that means her Parade of Cute Walking Around Clothes is about to draw to a close, as surely she is exhausted and wants to go sit on a deckchair by a pool for six weeks, drinking Diet Cokes and eating club sandwiches and texting Ed Sheeran supportively mean things about Ellie Goulding. I will miss her purses.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]


Fug the Show: Nashville recap, season 3, episode 5, “Road Happy”

I regret to inform you that the bright ray of hope that was Glenn’s bald head… has been crushed by the weight of that infernal carpet once more. I know. We’ll get through it together, Fug Nation. I promise you this.

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Juliette is out on tour again, pregnant but in skintight dresses that they have to shoot pretty carefully because Hayden Panettiere is WAY further along than her character is. And in fact, shouldn’t she be due pretty soon? This show is going to be a HUGE MESS without her. They’d better give Rayna some layers really quickly, or else make Sadie Stone crazy interesting.

Anyway, Juliette bursts into her dressing room and frowns about how her dress is super itchy against her bump, which, if it existed, would result in her never wearing that dress in the first place. Confusion. But, that’s not the point. This is all an excuse for her to realize that a little birdie has overheard her:

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Fugs or Fabs: Margot Robbie


Margot Robbie is back to blonde, and thus recognizable again. First off, she’s really bringing it for Slytherin in Marc Jacobs:

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Actually, I would totally buy a bag from Marc Jacobs For Slytherin. Marc is GREAT at accessories, and nothing’s more slithery and chic than snakeskin. Maybe with a wee turban as the clasp, and when you turn the turban to open the bag, the top comes off and Ralph Fiennes’s face is under there. Perfect! Take all my money, Marc!

She went considerably more angelic last night, though:

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Recent Fugs, Fabs, and WTFs: Lady Gaga

We’d better check in and make sure Gaga’s okay.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Elle Fanning

There was a time when Elle Fanning made it past the first two rounds of Fug Madness on the strength of her inane shoe choices alone. That phase seems to have passed, at least, although she may have overcorrected a smidge.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash]