Emmys Well Played: Viola Davis


This didn’t photograph quite as well as I wanted it to, but on the telecast she looked dreamy as hell.

Viola Davis

I’m going to be really disappointed if her show, How To Get Away With Murder, doesn’t involve a lot of scenes in which she turns to someone and intones, “Muuuuuuurder.” Maybe that’s not the most well-written television, but it would make me clap with glee, just as I am doing about her sexpot bodice and  the fact that she’s flashing some cleav while also ably wrangling it. I’d say she’s killing it, but I think we’ve had enough homicide for one post.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Blue

It’s taking all my self-control not to make a joke about checking to see who “blue” it, which is hacky and terrible. Spoiler: I have no self-control.

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]


Emmys Fug Carpet: Julianne Hough

I just realized something.

Julianne Hough

You can’t spell “Hough” without “ugh,” and it’s rarely felt so apt.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


In Case You Missed Fug: The Emmys

Yesterday was a big day around here, with Emmys coverage coming fast and furious. It will continue today, never fear, but just in case you had to, like, work or something yesterday:


Emmy Awards Fug or Fab: Camila Alves in Zuhair Murad, and Matthew McConaughey

I am not sure why Camila Alves refused to say ‘Zuhair Murad” on E!; she instead whispered it to Matthew, who was like, “Zoohink?” and then their handler came to their rescue. Very strange. I would expect nothing less.

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves


I actually think she looks beautiful in that, and as tired as I am of dresses that look like someone taped all over a person’s body, it’s a particularly exquisite execution of one from the label that LOVES to make J.Lo look naked. HOWEVER: I think being able to see the mini-skirt underneath it spoils the look and draws the eye STRAIGHT to her crotch. All right, all right, all wrong.

Matthew’s suit just makes me laugh. I love him for trying, but he really does look like a bruise. I’ve decided he did it for bromantical reasons’

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Emmys Fugs and Fabs Weekend: Allison Janney


I do not watch Mom, but I do watch Masters of Sex, and Janney’s Emmy for that was so well-deserved that I feel comfortable agreeing that she deserved the one for Mom as well. (Winning two Emmys in one Emmys season, both for acting, has to be a record, right? One of you will know. You guys are smart.) But who cares about professional accomplishments? LET’S LOOK AT OUTFITS, in a slideshow that is basically a sandwich of crazy.