I’d like to thank such a larger percentage of the attendees of this event for choosing a pattern. It’s so cheerful!
I randomly heard Miranda Lambert on the radio this past week — not one of her songs; her, specifically. She called in to talk to Seacrest about something — and I was reminded that I find her very likeable and I am preemptively on her side if things go pear-shaped with her and Blake. Which, by the way, I don’t want to happen. But if it DOES, I feel like her Break-Up Album will be GREAT.
We have Scrolldown Fugs, and I suppose in a sense you could do a Scroll-up Fug, but calling something a “Scrollmiddle Fug” is nonsense and that’s a shame because this would illustrate the concept beautifully.
Head: great. Skirt: classy, well-fitted, lovely blue. Bodice: like something you’d see on a nervous spouse, who clicked on a Facebook ad for photographers who specialize in Artistic Semi-Nudes designed to put the spice back in the marital sack, but then the pictures turn out looking like the Glamour Shots of home porn.
I love everything about this.
I even, weirdly, love that she appears to be standing in front of a passed-out Spongebob Squarepants, who face planted backstage because he misjudged how dry it is here. What can I say? I’m a sucker for shimmer, good hair and shoes, and a bracelet, and not even a janky background can sully it.