SAG Awards Fug or Fab: Paula Patton in Aiisha Ramadan


“Hi, everyone.”

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“Yes, I AM still trying to make up for basically everything I wore during the ‘Blurred Lines’ era. Yes, I realize it’s going to take a while. No, I’m not sure if this works or not — someone asked if my chest had beads, or fossilized sneezes – and yeah, I do hope you don’t look at the closeup.”

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SAG Awards So Close Carpet: Catriona Balfe


I love the lipstick and shoe and clutch combo she picked to go with this orangey-yellow gown.

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But what might it have looked like had the fabric not fainted dead away on top of her chest? Sigh. Wilting is for flowers, and consumptives who have chaise longues on which to collapse. Not for bodices.

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SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Lorelei Linklater


It was certainly the most unusual student production of The Crucible that anyone had ever seen.

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It began with a surprising twist, when a young Bellatrix Lestrange showed up and gave Abigail Williams a tattoo that she had to hide.

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But when Goody Proctor opened up a shop called The Devil’s Vestments, the jig was up and the play ended in Act Two with an orgy and then a group shrug.

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SAG Awards Well Played: Kaley Cuoco


well-played

HOLD THE PHONE.

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Kaley Cuoco looks quite GOOD. Yes, okay, the hair still isn’t QUITE right — there’s something very ’80s about this phase, like she’s REALLY feeling Mary Stuart Masterson right now, and in fact, it’s possible she IS wearing Ryan Sweeting’s future on her finger — and her lips could’ve used some more color and she MIGHT need to exfoliate some of that bronzer off of her skin. But that’s a grown-up dress with a grown-up fit and a series of pretty bracelets. At this rate, come Emmy time, by Jove, I think she might get it.

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SAG Awards Well Played: Tatiana Maslany in Oscar de la Renta


well-played

This is one of those dresses that, I suspect, looks better on TV than it did in still photos:

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BUT FIRST: We need to talk about the fact that Orphan Black is dating Downton’s Tony Gillingham, who I find nearly unrecognizable when he’s not in a tweedy three-piece trying to talk Mary into marrying him! (NO DOWNTON SPOILERS although you can read this week’s recap here!) Did anyone notice if he went onstage when they won? He MUST have done. (I was distracted by how cute Branson was when he noted that they made him sit at another table.)

And back to the dress: I mean, don’t get me wrong: it still looks pretty good. It just vaguely, down near the bottom, might be starting to give me a TINY ocular migraine. But I’ll never be mad at you, stripes! I love you, and want more people to wear you. And because this is OdlR, it fits her so nicely:

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We can have a sidebar about whether this is technically gym hair, or it works, later.

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SAG Awards Fug or Fab: Reese Witherspoon in Armani


This photographed better than I expected; it wasn’t terribly flattering to her on the E! telecast, although that thing was such a clusterfiasco that I think it’s possible it tainted everyone it touched. Wherever she was, Giuliana must have popped a cork for her job security.

Whoops, sorry, Reese. Didn’t mean to sideline you.

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I am drawing a blank on her, and I think it’s because the dress itself is a bit of a blank. I am not reacting because it’s not giving me a lot to react to, you know? It’s fine. The fit is meh. The lipstick is great, but the blush is aggressive. which averages out to okay. She has on some pleasant accessories. This is a very capable palate cleanser between her sparkly Globes dress and what I hope will be an Oscar night knockout. In fact, it has a whiff of the E! about it: There is some effort there to put on a show, but frankly, it needs the big guns to work.

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