MTV Movie Awards Fug Carpet: Nikki Reed

Happy surprise engagement, Nikki Reed and Dude From American Idol!

That People article includes a quote from her saying, “I love him and I don’t care,” because nothing says, “this marriage is a great idea” like being defensive to People — or, I guess, to people in general. And, likewise, nothing says, “I am DELIRIOUS WITH LUST and THUS PERHAPS SLIGHTLY INCAPABLE OF USING GOOD JUDGEMENT” like layering a black window sheer over what may or may not be short shorts. On the other hand, it’s also true that nothing says, “I actually really DO love this person” like agreeing to shackle yourself for all eternity to a man who wears bolo ties, so maybe these two crazy kids have a real shot at making this work.

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Comments (14):

  1. vandalfan

    She’s wearing leg curtains, ’nuff said. But HE looks great. The bolo should be snugged up around his throat a little, but he’s cowboy subtle. And I know cowboy, hailing from Idaho.

  2. aa

    i don’t watch AI or Twilight, so i really have no place to comment on their relationship, but if it’s anything like the outfit… uh oh.

  3. Teleute

    Yeah, I can actually live with his outfit (although I agree the bolo could be a little snugger), but OH GOD THE HORRIBLE SHEER PANEL. This is seriously the worst possible ratio of bare leg:sheer:opaque. A sheer panel extending 6-8 inches from the bottom of the opaque mini wouldn’t be GOOD, but it would be so much less jarring. Ugh.

    Question though, why is this entry tagged “trans”? I know she was in K-11, but I didn’t think either of these two was actually trans… are they?

  4. alyssa897

    Her dress looks Lanvin to me. It would be cute if it was flowy and to the floor maybe with a severe slit. But as it is…ew. And she needs strappy sandals! Her shiny open toes are not right for this dress. I think they are kind of cute together though so I wish them the best. :)

  5. Sajorina

    Who? What? Who?

  6. vandalfan

    (And I have to note I was expecting a photo of Melody Thomas Scott of the Young and the Restless. Nicki Reed Foster DiSalvo Newman Abbott Newman Chow Newman, and I’ve probably missed a few other spouses there, too.)

  7. Geemee

    1) It goes without saying about the bottom, but I don’t like what the top of this dress is doing to her boobs.
    2) She’s got Irene Cara “Fame” hair. I don’t mean that as a compliment.
    3) You don’t wear jeans that tight unless you are in an emo band or you are a “Project Runway” contestant.
    4) Loose or snug, there is NOTHING right about a bolo tie.
    5) They deserve each other and I hope they live fuggily ever after.

  8. Geemee

    @vandalfan: CHOW? I missed that one.

  9. Bambi Anne Dear

    A very big GROAN.

  10. Bambi Anne Dear

    A very big GROAN for both of them.

  11. Molly

    Yikes. How about NOT?
    In regards to the threads, and the apparent engagement.

  12. Jessica B

    I wonder if he had to put his boots on before he pulled up his pants.

  13. Gigi

    I don’t know who either of these persons are, but their body language says Bad Publicity Stunt That Is Getting Real, Quickly. Crap. I Gotta Call My Agent.

  14. vandalfan

    (The wicked David Chow, Niki Reed’s assistant when she ran for Congress against Jack Abbot, one of her other exes. )