This was kind of like the Circus of Laughing Gas version of when Carrie Underwood hosts things.
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Did Heidi Klum have breast augmentation?
I know, right – surely the girls wouldn’t be so perky after 4 kids unless you had a boob job??
Oh please, she exercises. A lot.
And wasn’t is just last month that some of you berated her breasts for being “saggy” in some blue dress? Make up your minds.
Um, I think that’s WHY they think she’s had a boob job. From saggy to jacked-to-Jesus in three weeks. Hmm.
If she had a boob job 3 weeks ago they would be swollen and bandaged. Are you kidding me? Some of you don’t seem to know that fabric changes the shape of soft body tissue.
I think they might just be taped. There were photos of her topless on a beach earlier this year and I think many women, after seeing the pics, were quite pleased with their own bodies, if you know what I mean.
is number 4 a Stella McCartney dress?
She’s just so fun!
Her poor breasts are crying out for freedom in the first pic. She looks a bajillion dollars in the second (though I agree about the keyhole) and should dress like that all the time. The rest are a mix of blah and terrifying.
Heidi Klum’s dress: It’s like Versace had hatesex all over one of Liz Taylor’s caftans.
That first dress would be in my closet if it went either one direction or the other. Sewing the halves of two great dresses together is just lazy designing.
Picture #2 is like a rather blah reimagining of Cate Blanchett’s Givenchy from the 2011 Oscars.
Heidi is dressed as a dreamcatcher that had sex with a Chico’s mannequin
That is EXACTLY what it looks like. Your ability to craft just such descriptions is what makes you two aces. My favourite is still the time you said Paul McCartney’s paramour’s leggings looked like they were made out of Miss Piggy.
No to the boob job. She’s simply lashed in very tightly.
she’s wearing the versace runway verbatim
I love LaCrazy LaKlum. I can’t believe you compared this level of cramazing ‘wear’ to the Carrie Underwood’s parade of fug. There was not a single harness on Carrie!!!!
I must have fallen through the rabbit hole because I kinda sorta like the dream catcher dress.
Me too. She is actually beautiful enough to wear it and you still notice her and not just the dress.
Man, this slideshow is just what this gloomy Monday morning needed.
That is a whole festival of FUG right there in one post. Those gladiator heels are hideous and she wore them not once but twice in different colors. Someone’s gunning for a FugMadness 2013 slot!
another haiku, stat!
“Germany would wet itself.”
Being German that comment fills me with glee.
Which reminds me of something else. Have you ever watched David Hasselhoff singing on top of the Berlin Wall in 1989 while wearing the world’s silliest scarf and a jacket that probably could be seen from outer space? Behold the historic comedy gold. It’s epic:
Any slideshow that has me exclaiming “Oh, for God’s sake, Heidi!” on pic one is something I need in my life very much, apparently.
Megalomaniac of the first order. She and the Kardouchians, Rhainna should go somewhere and bore each other.
Don’t mention Heidi in the same breath w/the Kartrashians and Rihahahanna.
Are we completely, entirely, 100% certain that these are all Klum?
Because I’m seeing a lot of Erin Wasson, here. I think she may have sneaked in.
Or just dressed Heidi, for a few of these.
I know I’ve seen Heidi’s before. Can anyone tell me where?
The blue-grey one, I mean.
AARGH! Raiding Phoebe Price’s 2008 wardrobe!!
It’s deeply frustrating that someone who looks like she does has such a hard time dressing herself.
Such a beautiful woman. Such horrifying taste.
such a train wreck of ugliness. especially the orange nightie with the white gladiator boots.
Just typing white gladiator boots is killing me
She should be kicked auf Project Runway for allowing this monstrosity to give emerging designers ideas about what is acceptable in high fashion.
The Boudoir Gladiator look is cracking me up. It looks like she bought one of those cheapie babydoll sets that comes with matching panties, but to spice things up she slung the undies across one boob. I hope that doesn’t mean she’s going commando during her cabaret act.
I love the 1st dress’ fabric, so if it had both sleeves and a regular top without all the boob-wrangling strings, I’d be sold! And, I love, LOVE, the 2nd outfit! The dress is fun and cute, her hair looks normal, the makeup is nice, the jewelry is rockin’ and those nails are AWESOME! COVET the nails!!!
I love Heidi Klum. She’s fun, she’s beautiful, and she’s fearless.
Caftan on the left. Leotard on the right. Heidi Klum is wearing a CAFTARD. Any designer on Project Runway would go HOME for such an atrocity.
I LOOOVED the light blue dress (the second, that is, couse the first one… yikes!!!)
of course her boobs are done this is not tape. People literally have their boobs done and in days out of bandages I see it all the time in my line of work
She looks amazing she can pull off sexy!
I wish HK would go away – way too overexposed!!!!