WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ASHANTI. CAPS LOCK NECESSARY.

I have sat here waving my hands around for the last five minutes trying to understand which obscure fertility deity she thinks she is. To be fair, Ashanti is at some random fashion show and is thus garbed in one of the label’s designs, but ALSO to be fair, Michelle Williams and Petra Nemcova were also present and they didn’t feel the need to wear a  glorified vaginal sheath:

Yeah, you’d BETTER put your hands there, kid. I’m pretty sure your gynecologist considers that information proprietary.

[Photos: Getty]

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