Fugs and Pieces, November 21 2012

Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow Americans! As is customary, Heather and I plan to dance around with turkeys on our heads until Monday, November 26th, at which point we will be back with new posts (and probably salmonella). HOWEVER! We do hope you will join us on Twitter on Sunday night at 9pm E/6pm P as we live-tweet the Lindsay Lohan debacle Liz & Dick — at least until we get too drunk and pass out. We are @fuggirls, and you shouldn’t miss it. (Don’t worry, there will OBVIOUSLY also be a fugcap to follow if you are in too much of a turkey coma to even deal.) Until then:

Joey Tribianni’s Best Food Quotes. (UpRoxx)

– Flavorwire has put together a helpful supercut advising you what NOT to do this Thanksgiving. (Flavorwire)

– I love this headline from Refinery29: Turkey Day Tips for Hiding Your Food Baby. I plan to wear a caftan, obviously. (Refinery29)

They took a poll to determine Great Britain’s favorite royal and I am kind of surprised by who won – although said royal does seem worthy. IT’S FERGIE! (It’s not Fergie.) (Time).

Grantland talks to my boyfriend, Bill Hader, about all kinds of things, including Stefon. This article has everything, but mostly video. (Grantland)

– It cracks me up that Johnny Depp goes to pick up his kids at school in nearly full Jack Sparrow. I feel like that’s just ASKING for some of the littler ones to actually think that he IS Jack Sparrow. Which actually is probably fun for everyone, so carry on. (Lainey)

– Here’s some random penguins! They are so cute. They are drawings. They are not actual penguins. OR ARE THEY? (Random Penguins)

– I had no idea Wilmer Valderrama is dating Demi Lovato. Seriously, where have I been lately? (Celebitchy)

– Vulture’s Star Market wonders if Bradley Cooper is an A-lister now. (Vulture)

– Calvin Trillan wants to serve pasta carbonara instead of turkey on Thanksgiving, which leads to a long look at carbonara, all of which makes me want some carbonara. (New York Times)

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Comments (14):

  1. shanna

    I love that Refinery 29 article and I kind of fell in love with Wilmer Valderrama ater From Prada to Nada so I hope two two crazy kids make it work :)

  2. Xiomalys V. Crespo QuiƱones

    It’s kind of scary how many times I’ve seen the turkey head picture, considering I’m only 18.

    You girls are making me nostalgic. Time to eat my feelings!

  3. Dazie

    I HAVE A CAFTAN. I just may bust it out tomorrow. Perhaps, pack it in my purse for dramatic post-turkey-lounging/food-baby-hiding

  4. celia

    I love this picture. I know I could look it up whenever I want but I always wait til you post it. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! YAY PIE!

  5. Ladyblahblah

    I don’t know, Wilmer V. is trending a little too Kevin Clash for my taste. Didn’t he also date LiLo when she was 17 and he was in his mid-20′s?

    • Sajorina

      Yes, he did! I can’t stand Wilmer… He’s so douchey! He also dated Mandy Moore while she was a teen! I really like Demi Lovato and I really don’t like that she’s dating him! She definitely deserves better!

      • Carolina Girl

        Wilmer Valderrama is one of the most well-know chicken hawks in Hollywood.

  6. Sajorina

    Happy Thanksgiving, Heather & Jessica! Thank you for Joey’s Thankgiving Wisdom! Loved it! Memories… I’m having a great time watching my favorite movie and baking my pumpkin cheesecake while everybody else is asleep! Can’t wait for the actual dinner! Hope you have a great time with your loved ones!

  7. Kate

    Ha, I just saw that the Random Penguins gave you some love on their site. It’s a Thanksgiving Day Miracle!

    • Emma

      It’s cute that the Penguins are so excited about being featured on GFY they broke out the champagne.

  8. amys

    Hope y’all had a wonderful turkey day and break! Congratulations, Heather, on a fabulously fun Notre Dame win. As a Georgia Bulldog, I hope we meet up in January!!! Enjoy the rest of your weekend xxoo

  9. Marnie Barrell

    Two things:

    Johnny Depp being Jack Sparrow, cool, but WHO THE HECK is that he’s talking to? Davy Crockett? Robin Hood? With a falcon??

    And – The four favourite royals ahead of Kate are actually royal. Kate is not!

  10. Erin

    I don’t know about Hollywood, but I had kinda gone off Bradley Cooper for a bit. I’m still holding on to the travesty of last year’s snubbing of Ryan Gosling as the Sexiest Man Alive. But the tides may have turned of late for old B. Coop — he’s been ALL OVER morning TV (esp. the Today Show), and man is he charming as hell!!

  11. Elizabeth

    Fun fact: The year that Wilmer Valderrama’s girlfriend Demi Lovato was born is the same year that Ashton Kutcher’s ex-wife Demi Moore starred in A Few Good Men.