Fug Friend Carrie called The Face what would happen if ANTM had a baby with The Voice, and I think that’s pretty apt, from what I can tell: teams of models, mentored by actual real models, compete to be….models. And noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker is there. I obviously plan to watch this. (A) I seriously will watch any show in which people attempt to be models, because it’s fun to roll your eyes and snort, “you’re too OLD to be a model” at the TV while shoveling uncooked PopTarts into your mouth. (B) Nigel so pretty. (C) I love me some Coco Rocha. (D) I’m scared what Naomi will do to me if I don’t.