Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Call Me Crazy Premiere Not Named Jennifer Aniston


So I think Call Me Crazy is a movie about mental illnesses, which is a very important and serious topic, but given that it is Lifetime we’re talking about, I REALLY hoped it was actually about five women who snapped and killed people/threw people down a well/stabbed cheerleaders with vegetable peelers/ stalked their former lovers/ stole people’s identities. Come on, Lifetime. We need a Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? for the 21st century.

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  1. AM
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    I didn’t even notice, or see a problem with, the length of Sarah’s dress, if you know what I mean. I think it’s safe to say all eyes were about the waist. On the other hand, first two dresses are really cute, and I would even wear them!

  2. AM
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    Actually, I mean dress 2 and 3. Melissa, I enjoy her style.

    • Jules
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      Agreed; Melissa Leo looks great. Age-appropriate, but fun and not dowdy.

  3. Sandra
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    Why are shoes so ugly these days?

    • Scully
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      Because we went from a cute and sensible platform height to hooker platform height overnight. This makes for an eerie hoof-like illusion which, when coupled with a boring nude color, is the ultimate of fugs. In a world where beautifuly shoes are bountiful, this is such a sin to me.

  4. Helen
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    Wow, it’s really a parade of near misses, isn’t it? Every one of these could have looked very cute, and Williams’s could have looked FABULOUS, if only

  5. Caitlin M
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    I did not recognize Aimee Teegarden AT ALL without the long, straight blond hair and bangs. But then, I’ve only ever seen her in FNL.

    • Tar Heel Gal
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      Me neither! What has that child done to her face, she looks like a different person! There have been some Jennifer Grey shenanigans going on with Julie Taylor, I think! I know it’s been a few years since the beloved FNL has been gone, but just wow! Forgive me, Fug Overlord Mistress Jessica, I did not believe that was her, so I googled her name and dang if that pic and a few others don’t show up.

      • malie
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        I didn’t believe it either!

        • Liz
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          Me either! I had to look her up because I thought maybe I was thinking of a different person. She looks so different. Other than that, these outfits were all pretty boring.

  6. littlepurpledragon
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    Sarah Hyland looks like Paula Abdul. I don’t know how or why, I just didn’t recognize her as HER. :|

    • Squirrel!
      +3

      I gasped when I saw her face and hair. And not in a good way.

      • Pamb
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        Those bangs were AWFUL! They made her look like there were bags underneath her eyes.

      • Esmerelda
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        Sarah Hyland had a kidney transplant some time last year. The steroids and anti-rejection drugs make her face puffy. So please take that into consideration when making comments about her face.

        It does not excuse her hair choices. Feel free to critique that.

        • Sarah
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          I read somewhere else that (thankfully) those terrible bangs were clip-ins, so we may not see them again. Why, she, her stylist, anyone who saw her before she got there, didn’t realize they look terrible is another isse.

  7. Edith
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    Michelle Williams’ dress is amaaaazing. Red shoes would have been fabulous with that. Melissa Leo looks better than I’ve seen her look in years; take off the tights, and she looks great. Her hair and face look *really* good.

    • theotherjennifer
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      she must have a thing about her legs because she always has hose or tights on. I agree – she looks awesome – her hair is so shiny and great and love the smart girl glasses.

  8. becca
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    not liking michelle williams’ hair. it’s screaming HI I HAVE EXTENSIONS!!!! love the dress though and her face is very pretty.

  9. Josie
    +2

    almost every picture was a scroll down meh. They needed a shoe enabler at the door for this.

  10. Goldfish
    +7

    I just wanted to say the new format is nice, with the indent arrows, likes/dislikes and so forth.

  11. Sally
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    Michelle Williams’ shoes remind me of Minnie Mouse’s.

  12. Corriner
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    I definitely think Jessica Chastain has replaced BDH in a lot of people’s minds.

    And crazy fact – Jessica Chastain’s real name is Jessica Howard. Could you imagine if she had kept it? BDH would have really been screwed!

  13. Fashion Maven
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    Jessica Chastain is a goddess but not in that dreary black sack, especially when posing against a black border. Ugh. Why the accolade?

    • Sajorina
      +3

      That’s NOT Jessica Chastain, it’s Bryce Dallas Howard! And the dress is BLUE, not black!

      • Edith
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        Which perfectly answers the rhetorical question about whether Chastain made Bryce superfluous…

  14. Sabrina
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    THAT”S Aimee Teegarden? Julie Taylor what have you done with your hair?!

  15. Marycos
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    Mary here, and I agree with fashion Maven – why do these people choose some of the dresses they wear, especially with promo photos taken against such a dark background. Pretty unflattering stuff really!

  16. Sajorina
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    I love & covet Brittany’s outfit! The whole thing belongs in my closet! FAB! And I like what Bryce Dallas’ dress, plus her head looks great, but why wear stockings with peep toe shoes? Either-or, people!

  17. Antigone
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    Number 6 is Bryce Dallas Howard and not Jessica Chastain. Don’t get your redheads mixed up! Plus didn’t BDH had a baby recently, she looks bigger and glowy.

  18. Ailatan
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    I would wear the BDH dress to every fancy thing I attended. But, I’m not a Hollywood actress, she needs to go up a notch.

  19. Eliza Bennett
    +1

    Jennifer Hudson’s outfit =major UnFug.

  20. Rayna
    +1

    I love me some JHud, she is SOOOO pretty, but she would be much better served by a classic cut dress or skirt and blouse in some decent (jewel?) color/s, rather than THAT messy bag of NO.

    Speaking of which, imagine how much BETTER BDH would look if her dress were tailored to her, and in a flattering color, oui?

  21. Anne
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    Thanks to Jessica, I have just realized that my memories of seeing Jessica Chastain in the movies in recent years (like 50/50) were actually Ms. Howard. And confusingly, they were both in The Help, so I just spent a few minutes yelping ‘What? That boadcious gal who couldn’t cook was Bryce Dallas Howard?????’ (Answer: Nope. That really was JC. BDH was the contemptible upperclass twit Hilly.)

  22. chickadee
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    I actually love Brittany’s shoes and need them in my life. But then again I work in a conservative office and could get away with those so maybe they’re not so much for the red carpet…