Big congrats to the lucky winners of Aaron Hartzler’s great new book Rapture Practice! Behold:
THE TASK: Help. Please explain what Lilo is actually wearing here. But do it in a haiku.
THE WINNERS:
C Eller:
Misheard my advice
“Get thee to a tannery”
Was not the intent
Slogr:
The answer is clear:
Dominatrix, Nevernude
LiLo papped at work.
foo:
Charlie Sheen’s new couch
Met a worse fate than the dress
After the clubbing
B Marie:
Years of hard living
Bring about leather-like skin
Here, literally
Kate:
A tragedy strikes!
Lindsay finds snakes on a plane,
Legs chomped foot to thigh