So I think Call Me Crazy is a movie about mental illnesses, which is a very important and serious topic, but given that it is Lifetime we’re talking about, I REALLY hoped it was actually about five women who snapped and killed people/threw people down a well/stabbed cheerleaders with vegetable peelers/ stalked their former lovers/ stole people’s identities. Come on, Lifetime. We need a Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? for the 21st century.

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