Fugody Thornton


Remember when the Pussycat Dolls were a thing? Seems so far away, doesn’t it? And that’s as good a reason as any why Melody Thornton shouldn’t have worn this:

Because now we can’t tell if she’s just wearing really awful harem pants, or she’s actually seeking employment IN a harem. Hey, times are tough. I just wish she’d tried Hammer pants first. He’s probably a better boss — both too legit to quit AND prone to laying out quite clearly what you can and can’t touch.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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  1. Sherri
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    She’s one veil short of a nice Halloween costume there.

  2. Willow
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    I’ve never seen anyone look so aggresively gimicky in all my life.

  3. LoriK
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    Are we sure that she hasn’t joined the ranks of people who dress up as characters and perform for tourist dollars on Hollywood Blvd? As Princess Jasmine, maybe?

  4. Stefanie
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    OOOOO It’s like the outfit Jafar made Princess Jasmine wear when he was Sultan. Only with an uglier top.

  5. AliceBlue
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    The Fugly side of “I Dream of Jeannie”.

  6. Lina
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    Are you sure she hasn’t opened up a bellydance studio? She looks all set to give a recruitment demo at the local supper-club.

  7. vandalfan
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    I’d loved this if it was a flouffy, belted, shiny red maxi skirt, but then the crop top exercise wear would make NO sense at all.

  8. witjunkie
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    Aw. Reminds me of a halter top my mom made me when I was 7. But wouldn’t let me wear to school because it showed my midriff, and that’s how I learned the word midriff.

  9. Gabby
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    Oh Heather. You kill me.

  10. Sajorina
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    I ♥ you, GFY Heather!!! Thank you for the laughs…

  11. becs
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    If that top was another eight inches longer it would look great with a pair of red shorts.

  12. Isaac Applebaum
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    This legitimately looks like it was taken in 1976. The hair, the makeup, the outfit… even the quality of the photograph itself, somehow.

  13. Squirrel!
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    The pattern/material in that top is beautiful. Too bad it’s in that top.