Congratulations to Charli XCX for rendering me (especially) incoherent today. You think the weird pointless quad of pockets will be as weird as it gets — or are they merely patches? — and then down you scroll to the fabric scraps buttoned to her legs. Are they emergency patches? Extra napkins? Did she take pity on the buttons with nothing to do? Did she create jobs for them? Is she boosting the button economy?

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Or, is she cursing herself for how annoying it must be to walk in those?

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