‘Tis the season when we see Heidi Klum wandering around Pasadena for America’s Got Talent — to be honest, actually, I’m not sure when that season starts and stops; it feels like it comes every six months — and she has opened her Late Summer 2024 campaign strongly with these pants. I am loath even to call them that. They’re more like some shorts that have skirts hanging on by belt loops that have become sentient.
They’re for that special someone in your life who loves the FEELING of their pants falling down but doesn’t want to live life on the razor’s edge.
