Based on those pants, it should be 2001. Or 2000. Or 2002, 2004, 1999, pick your poison. No rise was too low, no button-fly had more than one button, no pubic hair was safe from rude, hot eviction. You know what year it therefore isn’t, or shouldn’t be? Motherf’ing 2026. Now, it’s true that her pants might not be as low on their own, because she has chosen to unbutton them. But that just means she’s trying to MAKE them ultra-low rise. She is not merely choosing pubic chaos, she is CREATING it. A waxer’s work is never done… but hey, at least that’s a job that can’t be replaced by A.I., so maybe we should all switch careers and pray for MORE pants like this.
