Fugging Up With the Kardashifugs


I decided Kourtney Kardashian here woke up and thought, “I’m feeling DISHWATER PRAIRIE today:”

My personal theory is that when you can wake up and just throw together DISHWATER PRAIRIE, you officially have too many clothes. And I didn’t even think I believed in “too many clothes” as a concept. I feel like my world is crashing down around me. I knew the Kardashians would come for me eventually.

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Comments (24):

  1. Elaine
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    oh dear. she at least looks a lot taller than usual??

    also… are those pants?? or a skirt/split?

  2. Eliza Bennett
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    I’m pretty sure those are pants. Why would you wear something that made you look that WIDE? She’s like a to-scale model of Montana in that shizz.

  3. pidget
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    Nothing says post-natal depression like a clay-coloured skort-shroud…

  4. Elizabeth E.
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    Turns out I have most of these in my closet, so maybe dishwater prairie isn’t collapsing our collective worlds quite so much?
    http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/halloween-costumes-i-already-have-in-my-closet

  5. Linda Brinkley Noble
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    This is a scary outfit- almost an Amish serial killer, what was she drinking?

  6. Dazie
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    Does she dress like a fancy sister wife to counteract her sisters’ dressing like… um… people with more of their assets showing. She really does like the high-neck blousy look. Maybe she should hang out with Christina Hendricks.

  7. foo
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    I’m just happy that Pa shot the ocean-hued iridescent rattlesnake slithering across the prairie so she could wear that purse with that outfit. (because it suits it so well…)

    I was trying to think of what that color blue reminded me of and I just remembered. When I mistakenly washed a blue pen with my white tee shirts and also the Shawshank Redemption.

  8. Martyn
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    Holy Cow, that is awful.

  9. mary lou bethune
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    please — make it stop with the vulgar, simple K’s.

  10. Vandalfan
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    If only these actually were pants, they’d be hilarious. Perhaps the color palate is to show sympathy and solidarity with the poor hurricane victims?

  11. anny
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    Well, OBVIOUSLY she won the bet – just look at the poor woman behind her in the jailhouse stripes.

  12. JessicaAZ
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    Yipes! I just looked at this monstrosity up close and think it may be all one piece! Someone PLEASE tell me I am wrong!

  13. Amy Farrah Fowler
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    Upon view of the closeup, I just came to that same conclusion. It is one piece. A full-on fug of a sister wife dress.

  14. cathy
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    if you have a nice petite frame after 2 kids why in the world would you wear this?! she has so much trouble dressing her body

  15. Bambi Anne Dear
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    Maybe she should try the wide stripes behind her.

  16. Lilibet
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    Should go down well in the Middle East. Just add headscarf.

  17. AM
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    I actually like the top. The pants(?) scare me. They look like safety hazard as well as not that cute. That’s a heck of lot of material that could trip you up (literally).

  18. ML
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    She’s really gunning for that return play-in slot this March in Fug Madness, isn’t she?

  19. Lily1214
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    Very bad. I wonder if she consults a stylist before getting dressed for public appearances?

  20. Mary Urech Stallings
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    Gumbys come in Grey?