I decided Kourtney Kardashian here woke up and thought, “I’m feeling DISHWATER PRAIRIE today:”

My personal theory is that when you can wake up and just throw together DISHWATER PRAIRIE, you officially have too many clothes. And I didn’t even think I believed in “too many clothes” as a concept. I feel like my world is crashing down around me. I knew the Kardashians would come for me eventually.