Fuga Michfugle


Well, in the past Lea Michele has raised our concern with her tiny tiny skirts and her widening leg stance.

She appears to have sought an answer in formal shorts, to avoid any unseemly games of peekaboo with her privates. But you know what they say…

In the words of the esteemed Fraulein Maria, “When the Lord closes a door, somewhere he opens a window.”

[Photos: Splash News]

 

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  1. vandalfan
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    That’s not just a window, that’s a large sliding glass door.

    The ponytail, bangs and shorts are swell for a high school date. The top already came back from a date with Freddie Kruger.

  2. Autumn Van Weir
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    I find the peek-a-boob classless when it’s done like that. I don’t think she stood sideways in a mirror before heading to the red carpet to make sure her “i’m hot” pose didn’t expose nip.

    http://www.autumnvanweir.com

  3. Jennifer
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    Do the producers of Glee not pay enough to allow her to afford a WHOLE outfit???

  4. Kendra
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    At least it’s a step in the right direction, right ladies? And from these photos anyway she’s just smiling pretty, not doing any crazy hungry-fierce model-fug faces. I call this PROGRESS!

    • lisas
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      I do too. From the neck up this is probably my favourite look for her. I prefer her smile to her smoldering-face. Now if only she hadn’t actually worn this outfit.

  5. A.J.
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    I just don’t understand her appeal.

  6. nannyo
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    She is attractive and certainly talented but side boob is the exclusive realm of 6 foot tall fierce models who live on martinis, cigarettes and toilet paper. Lea should stop trying to be one. AND shoulder cut-outs are for girls in mid-market city country western bars.

  7. LoriK
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    The minute I saw the 2nd picture my mind went straight to the Fraulein Maria quote. It’s just possible that I’ve been reading this blog too long.

  8. Jessica
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    Her smile is definitely saying, “Please like this, because I’m not sure about it AT ALL.”

  9. jjdaddyo
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    That reminds me, I need to buy stock in a boob-tape company, what with Lea and Stacy Kiebler wandering around in these outfits…

  10. Lina
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    No to the formal shorts, the little girl styling, the shoulder-slits, and the smug “I’m so hot!” look on her face. The top would be fine and entirely provocative enough for her (i.e. subtle as a flamethrower) with just the center gaping wide. The shoulder-slits on top of the center gape is too much, and paired with formal shorts it sends the entire ensemble into the land of insanely expensive tackiness.

  11. yeahandalso
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    Where is her pointy hat and broom? This is part of a slutty witch costume right?

  12. Peony
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    And she could have EASILY worn a cute/sexy camisole under that gleeforsaken top thing she’s wearing.

  13. Stefanie
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    Ew.

  14. Asif
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    Wow. The stench of bitterness is overwhelming in here. Being a hausfrau isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I take it?

    • Stefanie
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      I thought that was the stench of Lea’s desperation to be the next Babs.

    • Punky
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      It’s not bitterness, dear. It’s more like over-her-ness.

    • Blanche
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      Take a left at the Walmart, Asif my queen, and you’ll find Perez Hilton.

  15. LMAO
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    What a sad site this is LOL “gofugyourself” LMFAO

  16. KL
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    Agree with Asif, waiting around to respond certainly reeks of bitterness. The shorts are cute and I like her hair and makeup, but I agree about the shirt.

  17. E
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    The shoes are heinous, the shorts don’t fit in the crotch, the jacket is a joke & she’s still dumb enough to go out looking like that when its absolutely clear from her expression she knows she looks a mess.

  18. Anne B
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    That’s certainly a HEL-LO! kind of a top, yeah?

    At least our girl is well ventilated … :)

  19. Asif
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    @punky

    “Over-her-ness”? Oh please. Like you ever had anything good to say about her. Wallowing in one’s own bitterness should never be a public affair. Dear.

    • Anne B
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      We’re funny here, @Asif!

      We are also pretty equal-opportunity with the Fug (check out other posts if you like).

      No need to go all ad-hominem on a fellow poster. Keep it light, okay?

  20. Sajorina
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    I’m sorry, but the Lord opened the wrong window! That is FUG!!!

  21. Anita
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    It’s a pretty terrible outfit but all I can think is that I wish my boobs looked like that.

  22. Amanda
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    The shoes are awful, formal shorts are ridiculous, and somehow she managed to find a top that’s both trashy and matronly at the same time.

    • Anne B
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      I was sure I owned every one of those ever made.

      If even one of my Breakaway-Caftan-BellyShirts is missing, it is GO TIME, Glee.

  23. CJ
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    Trying too hard is fugly.

  24. Infoqueen
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    Tonight’s episode was sponsored by Polterwang and Underboob, Fugtorneys at Wow.

  25. Ruby
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    inner side boob – eeew!

    i’m surprised she could squeeze her ego into that onesie.

  26. toxxic
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    I don’t get the hate for her. She looks fine here, it’s not like she’s the first to flash a bit of side boob. I don’t like the shoes with this but i don’t like that style of bootie/shoe (unless its the strappy ones!) anyway.

    • Heather
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      The side boob wasn’t great when other people did it, either. But we’re not hating HER. We’re hating the OUTFIT. It’s an important distinction.

  27. Blanche
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    Zing! Nice commentary, Heather. This is why you are a writer.

  28. Bambi Anne Dear
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    Damn! I was just going to say how much I love this look and then the boob peeked out. Boo. I love Leah. And Rachel.

  29. toxxic
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    @Heather , yes i should have been more clear. I wasn’t talking about this site more the gossip/celebrity blogs i don’t admit to reading… ;)

  30. Anna B.
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    Also, Kneel before Zod.

  31. Kris
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    Best use of the Sound of Music in a long time! Hilarious!!

  32. TonyG
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    I disagree Heather. To be honest there are many people here who do show the hate for Lea. It appears, not by you or Jessica, but in the comments every time there is a post about her. I get that people don’t like her personality, but it does seem to overwhelm posts about her.

  33. glee
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    Lea Michele and GP appear to elicit a very negative response regardless of what they are wearing from a certain fragment of this blog’s population…

    Thinking back, it is unintentially hilarious that a bunch of us with free time on our hands come hear (some to see the fashion, others to vent their bitterness). Clearly, LM and GP have better things to do with their time. But god love GFY girls for providing great (and at times HILARIOUS) fashion critic (and Fug the Fromage!).

  34. quichepup
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    I have to give credit where credit is due, that’s a creative version of The Sideboob. Don’t try this at home. Please.

    I love her earrings and I want them. Not a fan of the shoes, too clunky. I like the ponytail too.

  35. Kim
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    I HATE the peek a boo boob and that neckline. Why do women continue to wear this outdated, VERY unflattering style?? Lets retire it forever.

  36. corriner
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    Is this possibly a blazer with holes?! Because that would make me muchos sad.

    “Somewhere he opens a window” … the Reverend Mother definitely did not anticipate Lea Michele taking this so literally.

  37. Lily1214
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    Oh me . . .

  38. Sophia Loren
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    You do know Maria got that line from the Reverend Mother.

  39. heather
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    I would love that top if worn as a blazer over something with a bit of a contrast either in terms of sheen or colour. As a shirt, I do feel like there’s too much peek-a-boob going on for my taste.