KATE: Hi, Lea. Have you heard the rumors that I hate you?

LEA: Silliness!

KATE: Absurdity!

LEA: Nonsensical musings!

KATE: Ludicrous lexicography!

LEA: Wackadaisical textual fib fireworks!

KATE: Okay, fine, GOD, you don’t have to be all showy about it.

Lea first (just the way she'd like it):

  • Hot! (22%, 1,321 Votes)
  • Hellacious (34%, 2,053 Votes)
  • Halfway okay (44%, 2,639 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,014

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And Kate?

  • I love the tux but hate the shirt with it (23%, 1,295 Votes)
  • Love the shirt, hate the tux (21%, 1,217 Votes)
  • Covet it all! (30%, 1,694 Votes)
  • Please COVER it all with a giant coat and get back to me when she's changed. (26%, 1,492 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,698

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