The mess continues apace: I believe I counted seven “King/Queen of England” references in this one, plus some misogyny, a Posh Ex-Girlfriend and Someone With Secret Gun, a tray full of condoms and cocaine, and the WORST head of security in history. FIRE TED.

I know this is long, but please join me anyway because it’s kind of fun to be apoplectic at how bad it is, and then JOAN COLLINS descends next week. So y’all HAVE to stick with me here, the better to have a group hug when she appears.

Tags: The Royals
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